The Erogenous Zone

This place is hard to find. I always get lost, but I refuse to ask for directions.
Maybe, that’s why I’m still single. Sigh.

Lonely was the night.
or, «I can’t believe it’s not rubber.» –attributed to some goose-​kissing Brazilian wannabe actor when asked about «Cyber-​Skin» products.
Actually, I can’t believe I’m the first Unilocaler giving this place the virginal once-​over and writing about it. Are LB Unilocalers just shy, friendless computer nerds? Do they really score? Are they at a loss for words? Do you want some more?
(sung to the tune of «My Favorite Things»)
Porno and rubbers and a red satin teddy,
Tasty red panties so you can be ready.
Garters and fishnets and funny placed rings
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the stud’s right,
When the bird sings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
So just relax when ya wanna get down to it… this cute shop, fully-​loaded with wonderful playthings to engage your user’s hard drive, is right near the corner of Ximeno & 4^th St.
Now stop Unilocaling and grab something in cyber-​skin for that lonely night or if your knight didn’t come.
P. S., their website is still somewhat flaccid… but it’s getting up there soon, they say.