Raspados Los Gueritos

So I went back to this place to try their «plantain» milkshake…
First of, she does not speak english. Like at all. Not even a little bit. Let me tell you something– I don’t speak spanish. Like at all. Not even a little bit. It was muy difficult-​ado to order. There was a picture of it in the menu so I just pointed. She was still so confused. (SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS UP WITH ME ORDERING DRINKS & PEOPLE NOT UNSERSTANDING ME?!)
She finally got what i meant. So I thought. She took the blender out & did a «this?» face to me. (Uhm?) Then she got bananas, not plantains btw, just regular bananas, and did another «this, too?» to me. (Uhm!!!) Then she got milk out and did her final «you want this in it, too?» look at me… SERISOULY LADY? Are you asking me what to put in the drink? I was so confused. I wanted to be like, «uhm you tell me!»
She made the drink in front of me and I know exactly whats in it… 1 banana (NOT a plantain), ice, milk, and a pound and a half of sugar :’(SO gross. One sip of this and my throat was crying. Unbelievably sweet, in a bad way, and so sososososososoo bad for everyone’s body.
Never again. I’ll stick to the $ 1 ice cream scoops. Barely. I was so turned off by this experience.