The Weather Channel

I watch the Weather Channel faithfully. It’s like that go-​to channel when nothing else is on. I’ll put on the Weather Scan channel (317 on Cox) when I’m studying or just need to drown out the landscapers.
I do get confused when they change around their meteorologists hahah
:o)

I wish they had more of an almanac so I’d know what the weather will probably be in two months. I’d appreciate it if they pointed out full moons or lunar eclipses too. My boyfriend says Weather Underground is a better website but they both got current conditions wrong when it rained recently because it probably only updates every few hours. This is the station I usually watch if I’m out of town and I zone out waiting for the right city because it often goes quickly at the forecast. When I’m planning reservations for a restaurant I’ve never been to, I often look for the time when sunset will be.

I am a weather report junkie. It’s what happens when a rain-​loving gal such as myself somehow ended up spending her entire life living in California.
I turn to the Weather Channel and its website
for most of my weather forecasting needs. Four seasons long, I avidly scour the «10-​day forecast» for possibilities of rain.
Weather Channel is a load of crap. Their specialty is WEATHER, yet they can’t ever seem to get it straight. It will be cloudy as hell outside my window, but when I type in my zip code, I get a nice sunny icon for the «RIght Now» section. Load of crock!!!
I’m only writing this review because the Weather Channel has let me down this entire week. When you promise rain, BRING IT! When you say it’s going to rain until TUESDAY, don’t change your mind 12 hours later and say it’ll only rain until MONDAY!
The Weather Channel is like a bad boyfriend. It gets you all excited, makes you feel that all your dreams will come true, only to flake out and leave you disappointed and heartbroken.
It’s your JOB to know your namesake. You don’t do your job very well. What’s even funnier is. you steal your stuff from NOAA. *huff*
When you promise rain and you don’t deliver, I can’t help but hate you. I take it very personally that you let me down. Go get some better satellites or something. Or a better meteorologist. Or a better fortune teller.
Better yet, hire a Rain Maker.