McDonald’s

Consistently the worst service I’ve had at a McDonalds. How they can take these polite and hard working country kids and turn them into morons is beyond me. I waited — with two other people — for 3 minutes — merely to be acknowledge while the apparent crew leader looked at her phone and discussed her vacation schedule with her coworkers. She wouldn’t even look in our direction. Very disrespectful.
After I wrote this I connected with the management. After those discussions I’d like to share my thoughts:
There is a new, state of the art Taco Belle in Loudonville across from the Loudonville Canoe Livery. Right next to a gas station with campers’ supplies, carryout, propane and an attached Subway. Lots of glass for great lighting and easy reading, excellent wifi, brand new seats which are very good for a fast food shop. Open for breakfast. Drive thru. And in my opinion, appropriate staff. Go thru downtown Loudonville or from McDonalds go south and turn right at the first road to avoid the downtown.
Enjoy.

It’s a McDonald’s. It’s fast food. It’s not 5 star and it’s definitely not gourmet. You go to McDonald’s knowing all of these things. But this McDonald’s in particular apparently doesn’t understand the «fast» in «fast food.» Literally, the slowest McDonald’s I have ever been to. It doesn’t matter if they are slammed or you’re the only person there; your food will take forever and the employees will act like you’re inconveniencing them.

There is always a line here and that’s bad since this is about the slowest McDonalds I’ve ever been too. Drive through seems to get priority over people ordering inside, so if you skip the drive through line you might end up waiting longer for your food, it’s happened to me a couple times.

Tell me you’re joking.
You’ve driven to Amish country, to the free-​flowing Mohican River, you’ve passed through Loudonville and you see… a McDonald’s? TELL me you just kept right on driving, Buster. TELL me you stopped, instead, at the marvelous West Main Café on the main drag in beautiful Loudonville, and enjoyed a real meal, for the same price as the Mickey Dee factory-​fresh meal. TELL me you abhor the serial dismemberment of every small town in America, the rape of the palate, and the zombification of the workforce.
Or I’ll come right over there and spit in your McCrapwitch.