Dooley’s Bagels & Deli

Yeah, I ate here. It was time for lunch and I love sandwich, so I stopped in Dooley’s for sandwich. When deciding what sandwich to order I noticed the dry-​erase daily special board hanging adjacent to the cash register.
«Club Sandwich w/​chips and side.» «Well that sounds mighty tasteful», I say, silently to myself. So, I tell the surly cashier my decision.
«I’ll have the club special.»
«$ 8» (and some change) says the surly cashier.
A bit expensive, I’m thinking, but I have almost $ 200 bucks in my checking account, so money is not an issue. The world is mine.
After 5 – 7 minutes, my sandwich is constructed and boxed with the potato salad and Sun Chips side. I am handed the box by the surly cashier. Wow! The box is heavy. I am not normally the type who leaves leftovers, but the sandwich was jumbo, potato salad plentiful, and I had leftovers for tomorrow’s lunch. Tasty, too. (It also came with a drink.)
I cannot wait for my next date with that, not-​so-​beautiful, surly, taciturn cashier again; Because what she lacks in personality, she makes up for in sandwich.