Sunny Jim’s Candy Ranch

I’m back in Denver again visiting from California and I tried to make it to Loveland but I just couldn’t… Ida the store owner has worked her amazing magic and is ensuring I get my Colorado Crunch to take home!!! This is the best place EVER!!! Thank you so much and as always, you have my business… Forever!

A treasury of sugar and corn syrup in its many forms. They give you a complimentary candy for coming in for the first time, which is sweet. You’ll notice the formidable figures on the price tags but ok fine, it’s a touristy spot.
There was some pseudoscience-​looking literature around, as well as a Jesusy vibe, which granted has nothing to do with candy but nonetheless hurts my respect level for the place. An ice cream stand is here too, which might not be open during the cold season.
Coconut/​dark chocolate morsel yummy, but I don’t see how you could mess that up. The toffee was nutty and buttery and not quite right, my friends and I agreed. I bought Ranch Style Divinity because I’m a sucker for nougat/​marshmallow treats and I wasn’t in my right mind from the altitude and jelly beans that I had already been snacking on. It turned out to be as much fun to mush around in my fingers as to eat. I decided to enjoy its saccharine substance because it cost a lot of money. While playing Candy Crush, I nibbled until my pancreas was humming and my brain was pleasingly packed with fructose and swimming in dopamine. So if that’s what you want from candy, it works.
I realize there’s not a large range of possible quality to many candies but some products seem to not be as delicious as they could be, compared to, say, Kilwin’s. And my sampling is admittedly not large so they could still win me over, with a banana chew perhaps.