Spencer’s

Whenever I’m enraged at someone, I say I hope they choke on a bag of dicks. At Spencer’s, I believe that is entirely possible. Dick for days.
I came in looking for some bachelorette party items. All I wanted was a simple shot glass necklace and I only required two things.
1) I didn’t want it to have anything obnoxious written on it like «Last fling before the ring!» or «Bride to be — Buy me shots!» or «[insert string of unnecessary profanities] I’m getting married!»
2) No penises!
It’s not that my friends and I dislike penis; we’d just rather keep some semblance of class while getting hammered. Billy Idol sang about a White Wedding, not a White trash wedding.
I’ve browsed Spencer Gifts’ other locations and had no problem finding a nice selection of both raunchy and reserved party favors. This bachelorette section was covered in dick-​orations. I found a handful of shot glass necklace designs and not a single one was without peen — shot glasses with penis cartoons, shot glasses in the shape of penises, shot glasses with penises sticking up in the middle and shot glasses with an inner glass shaped like a penis. I found one shot glass that did not have a dick on it or in it; however, the necklace part was made of Mardi Gras beads and… pink, plastic penises.
I had to approach an employee (since she was chatting up another off-​the-​clock employee) and ask if they had anything that wasn’t covered in cocks. She told me that’s really all they had except for one necklace that said «Shots! Shots! Shots!» I brought up that I’d seen plenty of non-​perverted options at other stores and she told me that they do carry those, but they are the most popular and sell out quickly… HELLO, SPENCER’S! Maybe provide a larger assortment of the popular products?
One star for the employees being helpful, at least after I engaged them. One star for all the other great party favors. They have some fun shirts and great options for birthdays. Hell, they even have a good selection of bachelorette stuff if you don’t mind decking the halls with dicks.