Campanelli’s Deli

Dis is where I go when I want a little taste of New Yawk. Fahget about it!!! Seriously doh, deez sammiches are focking excellent. Day got all types of Eye-​talian vittles, from subs to salads to some of my favorite dishes. You gotta try da eggplant parm its to focking die for, I shouldn’t joke ’bout such tings doh. Death ain’t no laughin’ matter specially what happened to my Cousin Gino… *crosses self* anyway I digress. Where was I? Oh yeah da food…
Some of my favorite sammiches include the Bada Bing: eye-​talian cold cuts piled high on a roll wit provolone, lettuce, tomatoes, peppers, onions, and dressin’. Da sausage parm sammich: sweet eye-​talian sausage wit mozzarella and marinara sauce. Da meatball sammich: same said sammich as da sausage ‘cept swap da sausage for da meatball. Capiche?
Owned by my paisan Michael, he’s a real friendly guy… a goodfella as day say. He won’t do you wrong, he puts love in each and every ting he makes. His Marinara is betta then my motha’s, and that’s freakin’ good I tell yah. Do yourself a favor and stop by dis joint, you’ll be glad ya did. Otherwise… I might have to pay you a visit and break your freakin’ legs… I don’t want that and I know you certainly don’t either.
10÷29÷07 update:
Due to unknown reasons this place is now closed. :(My girlfriend and I tried to go here on Sat. but to our dismay there was sign in the front window stating that they were no longer in business. Damn I was so bummed, one of my favorite eateries gone under. I was so looking forward to having some Eggplant Parmesan and a sandwich. My girl was forward to trying their food after hearing much boasting from myself. Oh well all good things must come to an end…