This review isn’t for a massage, because I didn’t get that far — this is just for the bizarre phone experience I just had. I called the number listed on this page, and heard an automated message announcing«You have reached Green Leaf Massage, please wait while you are connected.» But when I was connected, the guy who answered the phone had no idea what I was asking about! No website and a faulty phone number… I wish I could connect so I could actually review the service!