Mariposa County Fair Assn

I have been going to the Mariposa County fair since I was in 2^nd grade. I absolutely love it. It’s such a fun time and a great little vacation for me every August.
— $ 3 piss beer.
— Giant cinnamon rolls! And lots of other terrible food for you.
— Demolition Derby and Powder Puff — What is more fun that watching people bash cars into each other? PWT at it’s best.
— The rides are all vomit inducing, which are my favorite. I love the sensation of my stomach dropping to my rectum.
— Games you can’t win… and I love when boys try, and try, and try. Thanks for my little tiny stuffed Easter Bunny? It’s August!
— Really cool and sometimes bizarre and not cool art’s and crafts.
For me, the experience is always the same each year. It brings back wonderful childhood memories, but back then I wasn’t drinking with the locals.