Keystone Fireworks

I honestly have no idea how the pricing of fireworks goes so I’m not sure if I’m getting ripped off they always have a buy one get one free thing going on but soemtimes you have to match them with the right ones. They do have some serious shit though. Don’t judge the firework by it’s price though. One of the best ones I bough was only $ 40.
They also have a video preview on their one computer in the store. It’s just a link to their website and downloads the video every single time you want to watch a video so they’re wasting a bunch of money on that bandwidth. They have all the videos already themselves, why not just link them from their hdd? It doesn’t work on smart phones too, at least not iPhones. It’s a good feature despite all those flaws. But since you can access it anywhere, it makes sense to watch the vies before you get there
If you pay enough money, they give you some fireworks for free. I got some stale Useless bottle rockets that were literally all duds

the last time i tried to buy fireworks it was july 3^rd, i was 17, and i was blindly rushing from store to store in chinatown. the dialogue between me and whoever was behind the counter would go something like this:
me: hi. do you have any fireworks?
clerk: no. no fireworks.
me: come on. really?
clerk (with stern look): no fireworks.
after about the tenth store, i realized it was not going to happen.
fast forward to now: we head to pennsylvania and leave with our own keychain «pyro cards» and a car trunk half-​full of fireworks.
the sad thing about keystone fireworks is if you’re a pennsylvania resident, you can only buy certain fireworks without a permit. it’s a little strange because all of keystone’s stores are located in pennsylvania. but hey, the law’s the law, and i don’t live there.
it’s hard for me to do this place, and the multitudes of fireworks lining the shelves, justice. prior to this i didn’t know that there were so many different varieties of roman candles. there were at least ten!
bottle rockets? there were regular bottle rockets. there were whistlers. and if that weren’t enough, there were glittery bottle rockets.
there was also Sky Banger. it sounds like an adult film about the mile high club, but it’s really a missile with a loud report. still, it was kind of a running gag for the rest of the day.
i could go on and on about the selection, but it would make this too long to read. this is my first visit to a fireworks store, and i left happy. ok, i was ecstatic.
if you go before may 31^st, EVERYTHING in the store is buy one get one free. everything. there is no mix and match, save for the 500 gram cakes, but come on, that’s an amazing deal for early 4^th of july fireworks shoppers. or for people that decide to make a return trip during the winter to see what lighting roman candles during a snowstorm looks like.