Ok, so I was so distraught about The Lego movie not winning an academy award that I wanted to lash out against the conventional median of humanity and shake the very pillars that hold up our sham of a secure and unassailable society. So naturally I ventured forth on a quest for the infamous«DOUBLEDOWNDOG!» I was prepared. I double checked my insurance policies. I told my family I loved them. I washed the dog and cleared my search history. When I arrived at the KFC they informed me this was not yet available. My soul didn’t die … per sé … I am wounded … «My heart,» as the great Poet de Canadien Celine Dion said, will«keep moving.» So I went back to work… Sigh.