Stewart’s

Stewart’s is a full service gas station and convenience store, known for their milk. Their gas prices are always the lowest. Their dairy products are the best around, bar none. I come here just to buy milk because it’s just that much better than anybody else’s, *and* cheaper. Their egg nog is top-​notch. Same with their ice cream. And it’s all at some pretty sick prices. 99 cent milkshakes? Have I died and gone to heaven? How do they do it? People around here love them some Stewart’s, too. They’re a source of local pride, our own little mini-​conglomerate, welcomed into communities where other stores aren’t because of their local charitable contributions and Buy 10 Get One Free milk club cards. You can’t beat them. No, I mean it. They’re just going to keep growing and growing, until they are the sole supplier of gasoline and dairy products to the entire capital region. We will be eating out of their hands. Soon, all shall worship at the altar of Stewarts, or face a painful demise. Sounds good to me!