Long John Silver’s

If you like deep fried goodness than Long John Silver’s is for you. One nice thing about this location is all you can eat fish or chicken on Sundays.

I’ve eaten here several times, The food is not great but it’s not bad either a little greasy a little salty but not too bad. My main complaint is cleanliness, I went there the other night there was a lot of food all over the floors on the tables when people would leave they would not wipe down the table or sweep the floor that very disgusting. I’m thinking about not going back because of that reason I cannot eat my dinner and look at filth at the same time sorry.

Why am I always stopping at fast food? I’m giving this place 4 stars I have no idea why. I’m a softie. I like long john silvers tho! I had a coupon so that’s kind of only why I went there. It’s kinda overpriced and soooooper salty, like the batter is way salty, but, you know, kinda delicious. I got the kids meal with 1 fish plank, a hush puppy and crunchelies in the bottom. I got my choice of side and I was able to have ONION RINGS! They were so good, but good like from a booth at the county fair. I got a tiny plastic cup like a kid. Kids meal was great. If you choose to eat more LJS than a kids meal you are whackadoo. Plus don’t drink so much pop like a giant size, you could get a kidney stone or something.
The place is DIRTY! STICKY! Dag! I keep thinking I should knock it down to a 3 stars… But there aren’t too many left, and onion rings tho… Little pirate hats… :) it also seems to have a slight laxative effect. That could be good or bad tho! 4 stars baby! The staff is nice. Just don’t tell anyone I went there it is embarrassing.

Very unhealthy and gross. Get fresh fish instead, it’s way better for you.

The legend lives on from the Cuyahoga on down
Of the big lake they called Ooey Gooey
The lake it is said, is full of sheephead
When the Lenten season turns gloomy
With a load of hushpuppies, 2 planks of fake cod
The Edmund Fitzgerald on WNCX radio
The fries were stale and thoroughly chewed
And doused in tartar sauce mayo
The shrimps were the pride of the pot smoking side
Packaged in some factory in China
As the cole slaw goes, more creamy than most
And the batter was very well seasoned
On the way to the mall or Lakeland College halls
Or going to a show down in Cleveland
After your order the ship’s bell rang
Greasy satisfaction you’re feeling
The free pirate hat protected my hair
As the waves broke over the seagull chatter
we all passed gas at Euclid Beach park
I craved some more of that batter