Smoothie King

Yo. Turned up at this Smoothie King the other day and what do I see but like the founder and chairman of the board of Swole Patrole inc, aka the manager of the place. I felt immediately at home, which is a feeling I get at home and the gym, just those two places.
But yeah I digress the mgr is a serious hardbody bro with big old barbwire-​looking veins totally just all over the place. Def. not a good idea to touch these veins.
His veins are how do I put this they are like tribal tats of vascularity, bulging up like whoa, imposing themselves on ur eyes sort of as if ur eyes were at the gym taking too long to finish with a machine his veins were waiting to use. They are the real deal bro. Veins for miles.
They are the sort of veins that make you question your hetero ness or at least change your Fb ‘interested in’ from female to ‘do not include.’ You tho, not me LOL. Serious bout that tho dont play, def no homo here
Really tho dude is basically one big pulsing vein, just out there in real time, doing his thing and probs also a ton of quality females of such ratings as 10.0, 10.0, 10.0, and also an occasional 2.0, maybe worse, but only to stay humble and pay his respects to the grenade gods who are as u know p fickle
OK so what I am tryna say here is that dude has huge veins and an all-​the-​marbles approach; he is bout-​it bout-​it, and he plays for nothing short of keeps, just generally staying tru to the game, the grind, and oh yeah dont forget the frozen treat hustle, which is a cold world bro best believe.
If u see this dude at the gym don’t hesitate to give him a spot. He is a good dude, you can just tell, it’s all in the veins
Also dope smoothies. By the way. Protein add on is IMHO the way to go there.
Only thing I would recommend is maybe just a Protein flavor, like just Protein, basically a huge jacked up quad muscle of protein in smoothie form. Just a small suggestion
Diesel McBone
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I stumbled across this smoothie king because I got lost trying to get to the one on Clearview Pkwy. Now here is the thing, Smoothie King is good and you usually get the same quality from every store. This one though is located in an awkward place and a little bit hidden. I feel like it does not get too much foot traffic. The other thing, is the guy that took my order looked like he didn’t want me there. Maybe it was because they were closing in 30 minutes, but dude at least put a smile on and act like you like your job. The thing that did redeem this place was the amazing smoothie he made for me. I ordered a Green Tea Tango with Bananas and it was so so so so so good! I’m not sure if it was because I was thirsty and starving after a 4 mile workout, but it might have been one of the best smoothies I have had from a Smoothie King. Probably will come here again if I happen to stumble by.

Let me preface this by saying that I love Smoothie King smoothies. They’re delicious and trick me into thinking that I’m doing something good for my body despite the fact that I am drinking in as many calories as a full meal. The good thing about places like this is it’s hard for them to screw up the smoothies. They are probably going to taste exactly the same regardless of which location you go to. And quite frankly they are magically delicious.
So why the 2-​star rating? Because the 2 times I have been to this location, the staff have been down-​right rude. They treated me as though I was inconveniencing them for coming in and buying their product. With Smoothie Kings located every mile or so, I see no reason to go to a location like this where they treat you poorly. I, for one, will drive down the road and reward another Smoothie King with my business where their drinks are just as delicious and where a smile will greet me.