Sweaty Manclub

This place blows! I waited in line for 2 hours only to be told by some weird German bouncer that I couldn’t get in without a girl. I’m giving it two stars instead of one because I did see some pretty hot women walking in there.

Don’t let the name fool you, this place is packed from wall to wall with the most beautiful women in Miami. I had my doubts, but went for the first time weekend and was thoroughly impressed. This place has it all… projection TV’s, a ridiculous pool, and even a private billiards room (unfortunately it was reserved the night we were there). We partied until 4 AM and there was no sign of it slowing down. And if you’re a guy, don’t even bother coming unless you can throw some serious money around or have several gorgeous ladies in tow. I’ll be going back for more the next time I’m in town.

I thought I knew South Beach nightlife, but I used to walk by this place all the time without even knowing it was there. I heard about it through a friend of a friend, and decided to check it out last night. Getting in was a bit tough, but fortunately I came with four hot girls. It was definitely worth the wait — beautiful women, live music, and even a swimming pool with floating candles. Also, the German bouncer isn’t nearly as much of an asshole as he looks.