King Of Diamonds

Came here for my bday weekend with my best friend and needless to say this gentlemans club aka strip Club aka skrip club had some of the best entertainment I’ve seen in a hot minute. This place puts bmore clubs to shame and the women were friendly it was ample parking and only a $ 20 entry fee plus it was clean and well designed on the inside. Although the drink prices are high and lap dances it’s worth it for the fun. Some women quickly dance the one song and jet off and others stay and truly work for their money as i observed with some people. Didn’t get a chance to eat the food as I was occupied by the dancing but I could smell and see others meals and was tempted.

We took some out-​of-​town friends to KOD recently, and we all had a blast. The girls here still have some mad dancing skills, and they are as HOT as ever.
Bring plenty of cash, but do not come with more than you are prepared to have over to those sexy ladies because they WILL make you «make it rain.» HA! HA!

I went to KODs for the first time ever last night during a brief visit to Miami. My standards for strip clubs were set pretty high since I went to the famous Magic City strip club in ATL. I found KODs to be a blast. The talent was superb and some of the strippers really knew how to work the pole. All of the staff was friendly and cordial. Don’t expect them approach you unless they’re offering alcohol. The dancers seem to be doing so well for themselves that most of them won’t bother. It’s still a blast. It’s also a really big venu, so space is hardly an issue.

This club is the main reason I stayed in Miami longer than, planned. I’ve heard several rave reviews about the joint and with me loving strip clubs and all I needed 2 check the joint out. Welp WASTE OF TIME! We went on Monday (which I was told was an excellent night) & the place was empty. 1^st off I was in Miami for the Chicago takeover for Halloween, so alot of Chicago people were in the building representing Chitown!!! The dj showed us mad love as soon as we entered the building. The strippers were scarce tho! It was only about 10 of them walking around. Strippers in Chicago are friendly and personable. Not here!!! There were a few who had pole skills, but they seemed lazy to me honestly! They didn’t seem enthused to be at work. As far as the club it’s a big spot, but definitely overrated. Maybe we should’ve gone on a Thursday or Friday because I wasn’t impressed.

RAT TRAP NOW. Stay away and be careful there. Always «under new management». I wonder why…

My husband and I had family in town for the weekend so we decided to take them to K of D as part of the Miami experience. I called beforehand to get info on cover and dress code. I thought this would be easily found on their website but no dice. The guy who answered the phone seemed annoyed but I was told cover was $ 20 and the dress code was no tanks (for men) and whatever else he mumbled.
Because we planned to be there for only a few hours before going to dinner we arrived at 10pm which is when they open. We were charged $ 10/​each for cover (great, but inaccurate info over the phone) and went inside to be seated. The place is huge and there’s a lot of seating and TV screens.
For the first HOUR (!!!) we sat there. There were no dancers on stage and not a single waitress came by to take drink orders. We asked the woman working at the front of we could leave to go eat and come back and she said we could but you won’t get a hand stamp (so they’d know we already paid). When we asked about that she said she’d be working there all night and «she’d know». Needless to say, we stayed to get our money’s worth and just decided to eat there.
At around 11:15, one dancer started dancing and we saw the waitresses coming out. Why open at 10:00 if nothing happens until after 11:00!!!
The dancers were just ok. We saw the same 5 repeat turns on the stage. Of the 5, 2 lacked skills and look bored. 2 were amazing (pole work), and the last one barely danced but rapped along with the song that was playing like she was at a house party. So disappointing. To be fair, we were basing our expectations off of the dancers we’ve seen at Magic City in Atlanta. Those girls are OFFICIAL!
Anyway, food: it was decent, what you’d expect strip club food to taste like, nothing special. Drinks were Miami priced (expensive) but strong. Each table has a $ 100 minimum and between the 4 of us we met that easily. Be careful, gratuity is charged automatically on your card.
After we ate, the club had filled up but wasn’t crowded. We were sitting at a table with 2 chairs and we pulled 2 chairs from another table to accommodate our party of 4. We were told to do this when they asked us to leave the booth we were originally sitting at. All of a sudden another waitress tells us we have to move somewhere else because she couldn’t have a table sitting there with no chairs. When we told her we were instructed to do this, she just said we had to move. At that point, we just decided to leave.
I’ve been to several strip clubs and I expected a lot from what’s known as «Miami’s premier club». It was a huge let-​down. I can’t see me going back… ever. It was a waste of money.
Oh! There was some drunk and/​or high douchebag who kept harassing all the dancers. I guess guests are allowed to touch but he was going way overboard. Every single dancer kept smacking his hands away and you could tell they were getting upset. Security for the girls was nowhere to be found. That’s wack. Treat your girls better, King!

If you plan a trip to Miami and DON’T come here, consider your trip incomplete. The whole vibe is an experience. The dancers are beautiful, the place is huge (no sweating or feeling like you’re squished). Was already buzzed and ate, so didn’t order anything. I recommend being really drunk to fully grasp the experience.

This place is as good as it gets when it comes to strip clubs!
KOD’s, as it is affectionately abbreviated, really did not disappoint. i can’t count the number of times my jaw dropped or I caught myself saying, «Damn,» «Oh my Gosh!» These ladies really know how to work the pole and perfect the art of stripping. It was my first time attending a strip club and anything other than KOD’s will simply not compare.
There are places to sit at the bar, but other than that, if you want a seat, you have to be in the VIP section and buy bottles or know somebody in the VIP section who’s buying bottles, or be invited to the VIP section with somebody who’s buying bottles. Catch my drift?
In any case, if you’re looking for a good time and unique, exclusive entertainment you can’t get anywhere else, come to KOD’s. This is a must-​see when you’re in Miami! You will not regret it.

I love KOD!!! This is officially my favorite spot in Miami. We ended up going Saturday at the last minute which was cool, I grabbed a couple butts (and they are so soft and smooth) and this random dude paid for my bestie to get a lap dance. The girl was cute, she just lacked enthusiasm. I only tip strippers who have me in awe, but I digress.
The real movie was Monday. Imagine being seated in front of the main stage, poppin bottles of rosé and Hennessy with your girls, beautiful women twerkin topless around you, 50 cent and Floyd Mayweather on stage talkin mess and then 50 finally goes, «aye DJ! Turn on that Future!» And at that moment, the hook for «March Madness» drops, and all at once, confetti comes falling from the ceiling, the dancers start twerking their life away and it seems like the whole entire club, including 50 and Floyd, just start making it rain. Dollars flying everywhere. It was a movie. And because of that experience and this one particular stripper named Remy Redd, KOD will always have a special place in my heart.

My husband and I had a blast here! We got a small (free) table right up front and were sitting pretty close to see everything. Some of the tricks that these dancers were able to pull off were amazing. My favorite of the night had to be the dancers from Chicago. They shut it DOWN that night. Food was good. I didn’t really care for the waitresses though. They were very inattentive the entire night. Other than that… a good night. The DJ is hilarious BTW…

Ahhh the infamous KOD, I felt like one of those rappers minus the ice and duffel bag full of money. However I did have a solid stack in my pocket.
The venue is a pretty large however it was mostly empty on the night we went (Thursday night around 12) and stayed empty until we left around 2.
The bartenders were cool, drinks prices are dc but no complaints. The food was a little expensive but surprisingly decent of you’re one of those eat a meal at the strip club types.
The girls looked good, nice mix of natural and artificial. Music was solid.
Overall not a bad experience but definitely didn’t live up to the hype.

Liked it
Definitely had to be drunk to enjoy it fully
Food Was really good
People were really friendly
Recommended have a section

I’ve never been a fan of strip clubs but it was my boyfriends birthday and I wanted to see if «KOD» would live up to all the hype. It’s in the «hood» part of Miami, so if that isn’t your style this place might not be for you. I know nothing about the cover charge as I got in for free, the friend we were with knew the bouncers. When I walked in I instantly realized how huge this place is which is a plus because strip clubs I have been to are usually small and crowded. The strippers are very talented at what they do and put on quite a show. Hanging from ceilings and what not. They’re gorgeous as well and very friendly. I couldn’t get them off of me (literally) and was starting to feel a little uncomfortable but it forced me to have a good time. Surprisingly the strippers were very respectful to the fact that I was with my boyfriend and didn’t want to give him a lap dance without me LOL.
They also had the DJ wish him a happy birthday.
The drinks are strong but the place reeks of marijuana. I went on a Friday and it wasn’t as crowded as I expected but pretty decent, guess it depends on the night. Still managed to see a celebrity.
Overall if you’re nonjudgmental you’re guaranteed to have a good time. :)

I had a great time. Tip one: Never take the party bus. Terrible. As far as the club, pretty great dancers and even the B squad was great. I didn’t drink so I can’t answer that aspect. Crowd participation was great and ppl tipped. Full nudity mostly. The DJ was kinda annoying. Food trucks in the lot.

Memorial Day Weekend — Pros: music was good, dancers were good, vip was good Cons: the waitresses had stank ass attitudes being that I was spending money there. Overall a cool club to see female dancers I would go back

I love love loved the club. $ 10 cover for women, free drinks courtesy of the females that wanted to holla :-) it was a great experience & I will be returning.

The ever so coveted KOD. I wish I could give no stars. The place was disgusting. We went on a party bus that took you there. That was a joke all in itself. If you ever get offered a party bus deal on the strip in Miami DO NOT FALL FOR IT.
Back to KOD. The place was humongous. I guess that’s an upside. That quickly becomes obsolete when the stench hits you. This is upon opening the door. Still optimistic we continued on trying to make the best of it. The place was filthy. A specific dancer (term used very loosely) was having sex in one of the booths on the main floor. Super classy. It was 2am on a Friday. A total of 30 people in there. SNOOZE FEST. We left. DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME & MONEY.

Pros: 1) women have amazing bodies 2) The music is nice more so hip hop
Cons: 1) Be prepared to hear the DJ all night, literally ALL NIGHT, long saying «walk to stage and drop some dollars», «why yall not dropping dollars» and etc…2) Don’t even think about dancing with a stripper or random girl especially if she walks up and starts dancing on you because she will charge your azz and be rude about it. 3) Women after women will stay coming up on you asking for a dance because they want that money
Other than that I don’t have much to say…

BEWARE!!!
Beware!!!
I went there last Saturday with my Jamaican girlfriends, I bought a round of drinks and was told (- the bar right by the entrance-​)
I had to spend A minimum of $ 50 to charge my card. The bar lady told me to run a tab. STUPID ME.
I ran a tab and checked out when I left. I have not used that card since that night.
I received a call on Wednesday from My bank informing me that an attempt to withdraw funds from my account was made on Wednesday.
Further details reveal that I left my card in the hands of an individual who copied my card.
Luckily my bank is AWESOME they recognized this and cancelled the card including the account. The unfortunate thing is I’m the one who has to deal with the after effects but hey–
Lesson learned… I won’t leave my bank card at KOD ever again. I have reported the incident to the police.
BE WARNED.

OVERRATED. Really. I think I got my hopes up WAY too high.
The place, yes it’s HUGE. The girls, I’ve seen WAY better. Their a** shots were RIDICULOUSLY fake looking and the thing that I really didn’t like was, there were only TWO stages. There weren’t multiple stages. Also, I mean you can only do the same trick so many times to where you start to yawn. That’s exactly what I did LoL
I WILL say, the girls ARE talented. VERY flexible and that’s an understatement! YES, you do see celebrities in there, that’s a given. Jim Jones & Chrissy were there, Daniel «Booby» Gibson was there and Black Chyna as well. It wasn’t one of their BEST nights, but I mean it was packed enough.