Miami’s Vice

Went last night to purchase a queen of hearts on fire costume for a local costume contest in the keys. I drive to Miami vice every year to get something for it. After million costumes later i found it and I thought it looked great. Down side? They don’t let you try on the accessories. So when I got home (an hour away) the mask doesn’t fit my eyes and the gloves are too lose. I just recently had surgery so I’m very insecure about some things .
I called today and the lady was very rude not even trying to help me.
So I call back the get her name and she would pick up the phone and not say anything so I wouldn’t keep calling. Worst customer service I’ve ever received. I don’t even want a refund I just want a different outfit after I paid $ 100!!!

Toys Tuesday — 20% off all toys on Tuesday. If this isn’t an incentive for you to visit, then I don’t know what is.
Store layout is very nice, clean. I highly recommend this store over Playthings (aka. creepy porn store that’s filled with curious high school girls).

This is not the normal skeevy porn store with a creepy guy behind the counter and covered windows. Friendly, open staff; bright and roomy inside; actual porn is totally separate from the toys and lingerie so you don’t have to be surrounded by XXX imagery of every sort to shop. They also have a way more impressive bondage/​bdsm section than anywhere else this far south — actually better selection of damn near all toys, solo and couple. I can see the high quality expensive stuff I’d normally buy online in here, unlike other places down the street that just sell $ 15, porous, easily broken crap. Ask about great deals, they have days of the week for women, couples, etc to save big percentages. :D

Dear Miami’s Vice,
The local, friendly, neighborhood Adult Store. You failed me once… How you ask??? You have no clear heels… WHAT!!! This was the place I was turned away from when assisting a clear-​heel-​needing friend just a few weeks back, when we ended up shopping at X Spot. BUT! You have not failed me again. And for that you are A-​OK.
Just recently I had the desire to purchase a new toy (a girl can never have too many). Since it was a random evening, I decided to stay close to home and not venture too far. That’s where you came in. Less than 5 minutes from the house, toy shopping just doesn’t get any more convenient than this. :) Of course, I had to bring the BF with me for body-​guarding, approval, opinion, and other purposes…
One thing I will say about this store is that you carry many different kinds of items; from toys, to videos, to outfits, to bachelorette party accessories. So there’s variety in that respect. However, within each category of items, there is actually NOT much variety, which is a negative.
The toy section is rather large, I will give you that. And yes, there are many different kinds. You even have an entire little sub-​room dedicated to them! :) But I felt like there were things missing that I had just recently seen at the other store, so I was left to wonder what else I could be missing out on. But alas, I did choose a new toy and have been very happy with my purchase!
Overall this is a good quick-​stop when one isn’t looking for anything in particular but just want to see what’s available and maybe choose something for a night of kinkiness and fun.
Open 24 hours (of course), your clerks are always friendly and ready to answer questions and demonstrate the products.
Thanks Miami’s Vice; that you truly are.
Regards,
SabrinaAnna*