Oh Man what a treat. Every year for Halloween I throw on some slut-o-ween version of something or other and prance around at The Gonzalez’ Pachanga where I make 300+ jello shots and coerce people into eating them. Try as they may, they have very little power against my feminine wiles. My previous costumes have been: 70s Disco Diva, Elvira, Raggedy Ann, and Bettie Page. This year, I have decided to be Carrie. No, not Carrie of Sex in The City fame. Rather, Carrie of Brian De Palma fame. This is a great departure from my usual Halloween slut-i-tude. I will be enveloped in blood stains from head-to-toe, wearing a white slip-on dress and blonde blood– soaked wig. You know, Carrie after the pig– blood bath. I though to myself, what is one characteristic of most 70s films and 70s chicks? No, not 70s porn bush but braless, perky nipples! So I decided one thing that would make this costume so «me» would be to purchase silicone nipples that I had read about all over the net. Supposedly, Jen Anniston maintains her upright citizens by using these silicone nips. This is where Oxy’s Fantasy Co. Comes in. I finally found this establishment nestled into a shopping center. It lies near the Muffin Tin, Anacapri and some other well hidden obscurities. The door was locked and there is a bell you can ring for service. Barbara, the store owner, was there fitting a young lady for her costume. Apparently, you purchase your costume there and she will make alterations for that perfect fit. Her eyes fixated on me as I walked through the store. It is very small and packages lined the walkway. It was a hot mess up in there. She sells your typical tawdry fare(dildos, vibrators, lubes, handcuffs). All of the costumes I saw are the kind you can get at a Party City or whatevs. They are all of the slut-o-ween varietal. Once she was done fitting the young lady, she looked at me and said«I can do a Beer Maiden, A Naughty Cop, A Sexy Pirate. I have several costumes in 38 double D» I thought to myself«Whaaaaaaa?» I felt an eye-raping ensuing. I giggled a bit and explained that I was NOT a Double D and I was really just looking for some silicone nipples. I was informed by cyberspace that she had them available in her shop. She expressed that she had pasties to cover the areolas. I assured her that I was looking for something to enhance my headlights as I was going to dress as Carrie from Brian De Palmas film and wanted a little extra«oomph» for my costume. She then exclaimed«oh so you want them standing at attention?» Precisely. She was rather funny and gave me her business card and told me she’d call me in one day to let me know whether or not she could get my silicone nips in time. I shall be «standing at attention» until I hear from Barbara. And while I already have a costume, I think it’s a great option to be able to purchase one and have it altered precisely for your body type. I will be most curious about this option for my next costumed adventure.