Seacoast Suites

I am writing this review as I stand on the beach with no beach towels and no chairs. The wifi doesn’t work. All of these amenities are supposed to be included in our $ 25 per day «resort fee». When beach towels are available they are the thickness of a kitchen towel. This place is a joke.

Worst hotel ever. The manager is so disrespectful and the rooms are a joke. They appear to be nice until you get settled in and notice roaches in the bathroom yuck! When we complained and checked out we were charge $ 615 for a $ 400 a night room wow! And on top of that, the hotel is not even in a good spot where all the fun is. Try metropole suites, way cheaper, a lot cleaner, staff is amazing, and all of the night action is around the corner, literally. This hotel needs to be shut down

Sweet and simple.
My stuff was stolen — management did not care.

We have waited in the hallway each time we’ve arrived to the room. The general manager is a joke and could care less about our complaints. She even blamed us for the faulty door. I literally had to MAKE her come see the door the 4^th time we were locked out. Do not stay here. Please!!! Pay a few extra dollars to stay somewhere else that you are able to enter your room.

Horrible front desk staff!!! I called to inquire about a few things related to the hotel and not only did the girl not have any answers for me but she also laughed at my questions. I’m planning my sister’s bday vacation for 4 nights, we WILL NOT be staying here. And with the awful reviews this hotel has, they might want to think about renovating the hotel itself and hiring a brand new staff and managers!!!

We stayed here for two nights at the start of our Miami trip and had a three bedroom apartment. Beautiful view across the river. Great pool and access to the beach. Really quiet and lots to watch including kite surfers.
Great coffee and breakfast selection from the mim market downstairs. Valet was $ 25usd per night and car arrived quickly when required
Apartment was great. Ipod dock perfect and worked for the iphone 5 and 6. Tvs in each of the rooms and plenty of space
Thoroughly enjoyed our stay

The worst hotel that I have ever stayed. Everything in the room seems pretty old and in the morning the hotel even have noisy construction noise to wake you up. And the staff in the front desk is also awful.

Please don’t go this hotel, this is the WORST hotel ever. We were woke up by the noise of construction at 9am every day, and the room inside was leaking all the time, also they don’t speak English.
There was no one open the gate for you, even you are with a heavy luggage, also their attitude was awful. I couldn’t even see a smile while I was passing by the front desk.
The room inside was big but was leaking at the front door from the first day when we stayed, and you would been woke up by the extremely noisy construction at 9 in the morning.
The worst part is, we called them to inform that we wanted to do late check out, they responded that: oh, you can check out whenever you want; so we were checked out around 2 pm next day, and they still charged us 57USD when we checked out. It’s ok to charge us, but they should have inform us that you would be charged, and they even didn’t admit that they said «you can check out whenever you want», they are really ridiculous and shameful!
It’s an amazing trip but this hotel, they ruined our good memories in Miami! Please do go this hotel! It sucks! Don’t even want to give a star to them, I don’t get it why the hotel can still be run, It sucks!

I’ll keep this short and sweet:
1. Chex mix on the floor when we first walked in.
2. Iron had crust coming out of it and ruined one of our shirts, asked for a new iron, it didn’t work.
3. Bad smell to the room like mold
4. Shower was Luke warm
5. No ammentities like blow dryers or ipod dock like stated on the website
6. Not close to ANYTHING except the beach
7. Rude front desk employees
I wouldn’t mind all of this if we had chosen to stay at a cheaper hotel but for the price we paid we should have gotten a nicer/​cleaner experience.

Thank you, Seacoast for a fabulous vacation.
Your lobby and grounds are exquisite. The elevators and all other appointments are brand new. Our floor was quiet and easy to reach. The front desk help was helpful, smart and quick. The room was brand new, nicely designed, well decorated and very, very comfortable. We loved the full kitchen, 2 bathrooms and 3 very spacious closets. Even though we chose not to pay for an ocean view, we enjoyed the lagoon view and looking at the mansions across. It was all delightful.
I have only one suggestion. Upon entering the room, there was a sign which instructed us to keep the windows shut and the a/​c on. No, no, no. We travel to Florida in January to enjoy warm, fresh air and the breeze. Not canned, artificial,.chilled air. We said «forget it» and quickly opened those windows and enjoyed. Incidentally, the draperies installed by the hotel are shear — perfect for open windows.
For the budget traveler (like us), here are two great cost saving ideas:
#1 before leaving for Miami, sign up for
. there are coupons out there that will lower the sign up fee. About 75 yds north of the hotel, there is a municipal parking lot with 2 free Car2Go parking spots. That’s right, we only paid for the car when we drove it and never paid for parking. In Miami, Car2Go doesn’t have to feed the meter, either.
#2 Miami has a great bus #150 that goes express from the airport to Miami Beach. It costs only $ 2.65
At the airport, the machine sells «all you can eat» Metrocards for about $ 5.50. a day. Fill up on those.
The L & the S bus lines fly by the hotel every 10 mins. The drivers are really friendly. And you’ll quickly get to your favorite restaurants, shopping, South Beach, Lincoln Road. The Metrocard is also good for the #150 bus
In conclusion, thank you Seacoast for giving us a trip far better and more wonderful than we ever imagined.
I don’t write reviews often, but this time I am glad I wss able to.
Signed,
Back Up North

I’ll start with the good parts of our trip because the list is much shorter. There was plenty of space for 6 people and 2 bathrooms was a big plus. Also, Sonya (housekeeper) was the most pleasant employee to deal with.
Now let’s move on to the bad parts of our 2 weeks stay. The apartment was dirty when we arrived. It smelled bad. The furniture smelled bad. There was mold all over the bathroom. You could see it in many places on the ceiling. The paint was chipping in many places. It was obvious that it hadn’t been painted in around 15 years. The doorknobs were so rusty that you can’t even tell what it originally was supposed to be. It was cold during some nights of our stay so we asked if there were heaters in the rooms and the lady at the front desk said no. When we changed the bed sheets and pillowcases we saw how nasty and stained the pillows were. The stove didn’t work completely either, we were limited to just two burners because the other two wouldn’t work at all. If you have allergies to mold or dust, this is not a place for you.
Now we can talk about the terrible service from the front desk staff. From the beginning when we checked in the lady (I don’t know her name but I do know that she’s the one that works most nights/​weekends and she spends most of her time smoking) overcharged me for parking and when I told her that management had given me a different price she didn’t bother to attempt to understand why the prices were different. I had to get a refund for part of the charge after directly speaking with the management company. Then we wanted to use the gym. Half of it wasn’t working. When we called to ask about the time frame of when it would be fixed the same lady almost laughed in our face and told us she would call us back but of course never did. After a few days we wanted to play volleyball. We asked for the ball but the girl (now a different girl) looked in the cabinet and gave us a short response: «if it’s not here, then we gave it out to someone else». Not once was the staff friendly, helpful, or even polite enough to look up from their desk to greet you.
What bothered me the most was one night we went out and three of the front desk employees greeted and smiled at us. The valets ran to open the doors for us and greeted us as well. It was obvious that the manager (older blonde woman) was present and the service was completely different. It was so obvious because when we came back that same night that manager was no longer there and the service went back to being terrible.

Wow, I just read the reviews and I can not agree with some of those people at all. The experience we had was awesome. They did an awesome job! The hotel was nice, clean and exceptional for the price! I want to thank the front desk staff, Marisay, Frances, and Raphael for making it great. Would stay again, 3P was the room and it was worth it!

Employees in front desk, valet, and security were friendly. Even after having a noise complaint the security told us we could continue just to keep it down a bit. The Suite was nice and spacious. Wish they had a little more lights inside the living room area.

I recently saw them on the news because their valet crashed a guests car and they refused to take responsibility and I couldn’t help but remember the time I stayed here. This place is a TOTAL dump. Don’t believe their ridiculous «ocean front resort» marketing. Place is completely falling apart!

Ein abgeranztes, verdrecktes Loch. Die Angestellten tragen offen ihren Unmut durch den Tag. (Sprechen kaum Englisch) Die Reinigungskräfte putzen gekonnt um den Schmutz herum, die Möbel kommen vom Flohmarkt oder besser Sperrmüll. Valet Parking only für 20 $ am Tag.
Alles sehr ungepflegt und in die Jahre gekommen. Was eigentlich kein Problem darstellt, wenn man es pflegt und Instand hält, hier jedoch Fehlanzeige.
Wasserhähne und Dusche einfach ekelhaft! Küchenausstattung zusammengewürfelt und unvollständig. Bett aus Schweden!
Poolservice bedeutet hier ein Handtuch gegen Unterschrift und wenn die Sonne scheint, wird um 5 manchmal auch um 4 dicht gemacht!
Ein Stern für die direkte Lage am Beach.
Mein Tip: meiden!

This place sucks monkey balls.
The twelve of us rented out two of the 2-​bedroom junior suites (15D and 15E) for three nights and it was one of the longest three nights ever. Each of these suites consists of two bedrooms and two baths, a kitchen, living area, and balcony. For these two particular apartments/​suites/​rentals/​condos/​whatever they really are, there are three queen-​sized beds and therefore can fit six individuals comfortably per apartment. Everything went wrong from the moment we walked in.
First of all, check-​in took nearly 30 minutes or probably even more actually. Secondly, one of the rooms was not available until two hours after check-​in time. Apparently it was because the previous people checked out late, but thats not my problem so I do not see why I have to deal with it because they couldn’t get the people out on time. As soon as you take the elevator and leave the lobby to the upper floors, you’ll find the hallways are creepy and dingy as heck. There are two elevators for this building so it is slow. Not only is it slow, but the elevators do not work very well. The little electronic sign inside the elevator read all sorts of crazy numbers, it’ll say you are on the 15^th floor and literally two seconds later, it’ll say its the lobby floor even though its really like the 9^th floor. Scary.
When you enter the suites themselves, you get the sense that whoever owns this place does not care to take care of it and make it more presentable. When I showered in the bathrooms, I’m surprised I did not grow an extra toe because it feels so grimy! Hand soap and a small bottle of shampoo is included, nothing else… no toothpaste. No comforter is provided for the bed, just a sheet. Bath towels are crispy hard! Worst, cheap toilet paper ever. I didn’t bother taking any pictures because it is not even worthy of my camera memory and quite frankly, I don’t want to remember it.
The beach behind the hotel is pretty empty which is nice, however not the cleanest. There are plenty of seaweed and other debris in the sand making it difficult to walk without shoes.
The service here is so strange! Housekeeping comes at ungodly hours, generally around 9−10am. I mean, people come to Miami for vacation, can I not sleep in? Not only that, they barely speak a word of English. No, repeating words in Spanish over and over to me is not going to make me miraculously understand the language. Front desk always seem to run out of beach towels and if you ask them for anything in general, they are obviously pissy about it. As one of my friends put it «they seem to try to do as little work as possible.»
Free Wi-​Fi, but VERY spotty. Don’t count on it.
The location of this place isn’t too great either. There is nothing around so you have to cab it everywhere or have Seamless handy. The more popular South Beach area where all the shops and restaurants are is at least a 10 – 15 minute drive. The cost of taxi rides can really add up.
No thanks. Not worth it. Pass.

THANK GOD we were only at this hotel for 1 night. From the minute of arrival, terrible experience. The employees can not speak a lick of English. Even though our room was vacant the night before, I was charged $ 56 to check in 2 hours early. Our reservation was for a 4 bedroom, 4 bath unit to sleep 14 people. As we got to our room, it was only 2 bedroom, 2 bath that slept 6. The ladies at the front desk were the ONLY reason I am giving this review a 2 and not Zero because they were very polite and got me a second room. We were only give 2 keys per room and couldn’t request more. The beds had no blankets, only sheets. There weren’t any paper towels or soap in the kitchen, the bathrooms weren’t the cleanest, the Tv cable was completely fuzzy and the TV screens were the size of my iPad. One of the maids made weird gestures towards a member of party, implying she was some type of hooker. The day of departure, we had to request cabs 3 different times with the HORRIBLE valet service, that never came, and my party of 14 Literally had to roll ALL of our Luggage down to the Collins Ave and flag down our own Taxis. The location of this Hotel was terrible and I would NEVER stay here again, let alone recommend it to anyone else. The best part about our stay was LEAVING! Run far away and never look back.

This place is the crappiest shittiest excuse for a «luxury» «oceanfront» POS ever. They charge for everything. $ 15/​per night to park. $ 15/​laundry card even though it says in the machine $ 1.40 and when we put the card in the slot to pay, they had only given us $ 6.80 credit on the laundry card. Wtf. We paid $ 15 and only got $ 6.80??! Not to mention the dryer worked for shit. We left a load in for an hour, came back and it was still sopping wet.
The rooms are not oceanfront and are nothing even close to the photos. Our first apartment, one of the showers didn’t work. Like at all. So we complained and got moved to another apartment. At least we now got a 2 bedroom 2 bath that we paid for. This 2^nd apartment is passable and even pretty with the blue walls and décor. The 1^st apartment didn’t have any of this… just dirty «white» walls and nasty broken décor from the 80’s.
The hallway looks like there should be 2 evil ghost children waiting for you at the end of the way.
The service is less then subpar. The front desk reception are surly and don’t try to hide the fact that they obviously hate their jobs. The only nice people seem to be the valet guys.
Came back today after a long day of Miami sightseeing only to be greeted with what? A cockroach. Yes, a goddamn cockroach running across the vanity. Effing disgusting. I caught the nasty thing in their decorative jar so I have photo evidence.
save your money and find something else. This place is a disgusting joke!

I’m definitely staying here again. Our group of 13 shared 3 rooms and we were very comfortable. Each had a kitchen, living room, two bedrooms, and two bathrooms. The staff was very nice. There’s a pool, gym, and market downstairs, and it’s right off the beach. It’s a little on the less glamorous side. But it accommodated our group just fine. It was a short cab ride to South Beach, 20 minute cab ride from the airport, and 15 minute cab ride to downtown. This place had a very at home feeling.