The Floppy Rooster

The Floppy Rooster is basically a gay stripper bar with the reputation that the dancers go all the way, dancing totally nude. However, I really can’t say all that much about The Floppy Rooster as I seem to have hit it on what was a really off night, being on a Sunday. What I can say from my experience is don’t bother going here on a Sunday night because there’s nothing happening. I arrived about 9:30pm and there were only 8 people in the place, no entertainment at all, typically pricey drinks with the several I had seemingly mixed with an alcohol free vodka, or at least that’s the way they tasted to me.
The place itself is rather nice, has a good stage, totally clean, seems to be well run and organized. I did get chatting with one of the entertainers asking him where everybody might be and he told me that people just don’t come out on Sundays but that he «might» do a show later if anybody showed up. However, he thought it unlikely.
I stuck around until 11:00 but by that time instead of anybody showing up, everyone left, leaving me as being their only customer, so I left too. But on my way home I stopped by the Boardwalk, another gay stripper bar in Fort Lauderdale and it was packed with customers and had plenty of dancers. So maybe this «nobody goes out on Sundays» is just a Miami thing.

Love this place!!! Went with my girlfriend and the crowd was very welcoming to all LGBT community members. We had an amazing time! The dancers are very respectful and engaging with the clients. The drinks were cheap and strong! Music was on point! Will definitely recommend to all my gay friends and will be back for more floppiness!

We traveled from Boston to go to the rooster. We typically have a great time but this time around was not the same. The guys did not seem energetic or seemed like they didn’t want to be there. We left after an hour because we were bored. The quality of the guys have also decreased from previous times that we’ve been there!

Last night was my first time visiting the floppy rooster. My biggest issue with this place is the strippers, they are all straight and look disgusted when guys touch them but when they see any female the run too them like they are thirsty. The management needs to decide if they want to cater to a gay crowd or a straight crowd. Restroom attendant harassed everyone for a dollar that alone made the place look trashy and cheap! Drinks were ok music was OK but they desperately need new dancers or at least some that don’t mind gay men touching them.

First off, I am not sure why straight females are allowed in this place. The Floppy Rooster is advertised as a GAY strip club. There were females screaming at the dancers all night which is exactly the reason why I go to a gay bar– to AVOID the obnoxious females. And it is obvious that the straight dancers prefer to dance for the females rather than the gay men.
Second, the dancers are attractive and engaging. If I was to offer a suggestion it would be to have better lighting. The point of going is to see the dancers and sometimes it is very difficult.
I wish that smoking was not permitted. The place is small and not well ventilated therefore the smoke is intolerable after a while.
Overall it was an okay experience although I will not be going back. The Floppy Rooster management needs to decide whether it wants to cater to gay men or straight women but it cannot do both. Until they ban the females and make a commitment to gay males I would not suggest this place to any of my gay male friends

I searched the nearest gay bar to my hotel and was given this place. I didn’t bother reading reviews so was surprised to find a full nude gay strip bar. I didn’t know it was legal but I guess. The guys are hot, the beer is cheap, and some guys actually knew how to work the pole. Not all the dancers are gay (most were all over the girls in the place).

A big shout out to Flopping Roosters.
The staff is awesome from Sam the general manager to Johnny sweetheart at the door the awesome lady inside the door bartender Gabriel.
The crowd is not fake and phony like other clubs in Miami.

We asked for a gin sour and the front bartender Paul was fabulous. Very hot too. Great drink!!!

Most sisters are very nice and gentle, beautiful shape and cute, friendly clear customer service.

Super hot club with super hot strippers. Sam and his team make the VIP experience extra special. Do yourself a favor and get to the Floppy Rooster for a great night out. They have recently remodeled, so the atmosphere is better than ever.

Now that swinging Richards is closed this is my new favorite place. The dancers (some of them) can sometimes be pushy but they definitely make up for it in looks. There’s something for everyone, in all shapes sizes and colors ;) Drinks can be pricey but they have specials throughout the week that offer great deals. The only fault (barely) is that they don’t serve any food. But other than that, it’s an awesome place with great vibe.

Bartenders on the make watch your cash. Asked for 40 singles for dancers and received 35 back. When I counted them out at the bar he did not even flintch. He simply opened the register and gave me 5 more ones. He did not even count the money to confirm discrepancy. Watch your cash.

So pissed right now. $ 5 parking, $ 10 admission, 2 drink minimum but 28 $ for two drinks… And the bathroom attendant forces you to tip!!! I walk out of the restroom, the bathroom attendant GRABS my arm and puts soap in my hand and tells me to go back in. I leave again and he grabs me and says «got any cash? got a 20 $»?. REALLY??? HARASSING ME for a tip??? If the owners are reading, his name is OJ (or so he said), so please get rid of that desperate dude. We tip when we want to tip, don’t have bathroom attendants GRABBING arms and hands practically forcing people to tip them for holding out soap and a wash rag. So done with this place, trashy mess and forcing you to spend money… What a mess. Irrited as hell right now. This place is gonna close down just like the other trashy gay strip joints in South Florida. Hope they all burn in Hell for this shady business they run.

Love this place except that there isn’t enough seating & the dance stage takes over the entire club so when its crowded its really like being in a can of Vienna Sausage (pun intended) …but I assume that’s what the men here come for lol

Great place great staff excellent customer service. The door guy with the mustache is the best fluffer in town.

One of the best people that I have met through Unilocal,one of Unilocal’s finest actually, was on my case forever, «when are you going to finally go to Floppy Rooster?» Finally, on this Friday, he caught me at the right moment on Facebook. I was there in no time to meet-​up with him.
See, these kind of places have always scared the living crap out of me. Since the 80s, many have come and many have gone. I’m talking about the gay ones this time, specifically.
At least the one’s I have been to, pre-​Yelp obviously, have been ghetto fabulous. Nothing but Twinks looking to get one of the desperate old men spending their SSI Check to give them One Dollar.
Not here folks. This here is kept as classy as possible. I was pretty surprised.
Things to note and blah, blah, blahs (keep in mind, I was here on a Friday Night:)
* Beware of flying tallywhackers if you get too close to the stage.
* Parking — Plenty of it with room to spare.
* Location — This is literally around five to seven minutes from my house in Hialeah. Both West 12^th Avenue (Ludlam Road) and West 16^th Avenue will take you directly in front of this business. West 16^th Avenue, however, is the only one that will take you directly here with no inner turns within Medley.
* Crowd/​Patrons — I saw everything here on just this night, e.g., heterosexual couples with friends, heterosexual men with friends, young gay men, older gay men, many heterosexual women, lesbian women, one transexual (if she wasn’t, she sure looked like one,) and that’s just an overview.
Which brings me to something I would like to directly say to the heterosexual women out there. Did you know? Not all these dancers are homosexuals? It’s true, they just know gay men tip very well so they dance at these gay places. They love you here. Love you love you LOVE YOU. It’s a shame you’re not allowed to take pictures here because the ladies right next to me at the bar were getting a very nice visit from a few of the dancers that obviously like vaginas. Beware of flying tallywhackers, though.
* Dancers — Jesus loves the little children, red and yellow black and white they are precious in his eyes Basically, there is someone here for everyone. Yes, they aren’t all gay but as long as you tip them, you will get to see all the different crevices on their body. Beware of flying tallywhackers. I was surprised with the moves these men put on for one’s entertainment but, that’s all I’m going to say about in an effort to not spoil your surprise.
* Dancers II — The dancers here are friendly to all the patrons, regardless. This goes for the whole staff on duty as well.
* Dancers III — The dancers here will remember the loyal clientele and go out of their way to acknowledge them.
* Dancers IV — The dancers here will respect your personal space and not make you feel uncomfortable by invading it unwelcomed. This is important to me.
* Dancers V — Not all of them have a humongous tallywhacker, however, they make up for it in other anatomic ways.
* Dancers VI — Some dance better than others.
* Dancers VII — Some, more than others, will go out of their way to do dance moves/​tricks to earn that Dollar.
* Dancers VIII — Don’t leave right away. They rotate throughout the night. I was actually surprised at how many dancers are here. It’s not just one or two.
* Dancers IX — I know they are wearing a cock ring to maintain an erection, however folks, that shit ain’t easy to keep-​up throughout a whole night. That alone deserves a few Dollars.
* Music — A couple of times I found myself wanting to gyrate my hips in a circular motion and rip off my clothes. It goes with the whole «dancing naked/​look at my tallywhacker swing in the wind» thing. The whole vibe in here is great.
* Evil Liquids — Drinks are expensive here. Not suburban Miami-​Dade prices at all. However, I got a very nice buzz with three Long Islands that I saw him make. They were $ 13 each plus $ 2 for a tip and I was finally relaxed and served to me promptly with a smile by a nice looking shirtless young man. All these things need to be taken into consideration when writing a Unilocal.
* UBER — This business is very UBER friendly. So much so that some are already waiting outside. To my house in West Hialeah, It was a total of $ 4.38 cents. This differed on the way there because the driver dropped me off at the wrong location. I had never been here. I didn’t know. I ended-​up walking the eight blocks. I got here so sweaty I looked like an old gay man in heat.
* I could swear one of the dancers was one of my UBER drivers a few weeks ago.
* Gay Bar — It is but, it isn’t. Which, is what makes it such a great place. At least when I was here, as I mentioned above, it wasn’t just one stereotype. This goes for the dancers too. HOWEVER, it is a gay bar. If you’re homophobic, even if you’re with your female, you should not be here.
* Lots of room here if you aren’t coming here just for the dancers to enjoy a few drinks.

I came here over a year ago with a girl friend of mine as we were looking to check it out after it first opened. We showed up betwen 10−11pm and it was relatively empty. Cover was $ 10 on this particular night, which is fair, and parking was free. For the price of admission, they also give you $ 10 in «cock cash» (I think thats what it was called) and they can be used to tip the dancers.
Its a huge space and the dancers are good looking. In shape, very cute men that get completely nude. It was honestly shocking at first but we got used to it– nothing we haven’t seen before, but at other clubs they usually just get down to their underwear.
Drinks are fairly cheap, we didnt spend a lot and got pretty drunk. We did not even spend all of our cock cash because we got pretty drunk pretty quick and I’ve noticed a few friends who have come also end up holding onto a few of the dollars. By the time we left, the place was packed. There is one dancer named Castro Supreme who is insanely well endowed and was all over us.
If this is your thing, check it out. Not really my thing, I’ve never returned, but I can’t hate on it either.

If I could give this place zero stars, but I can’t so I will just give it one, they took my phone without asking and without permission, when through its contents and phone nothing, who knows what they were looking for but they did not find it, and when I complained they told me that they would make this a bigger deal than it needed to be, if I could vomit and make it into establishment this would be the outcome. End of days ish, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!

Been here twice now in a month. The dancers can’t be called that — none of them have a modicum of what it means to be a nude entertainer. They just yank off their PAPI underwear, pose lazily and give 0 imagination to their craft. I will be driving to Pompano for Swinging Richards when I want to see charming/​sexy men who can MOVE!
Also this is 2014. Stop charging women more for having a uterus. I say this as a gay man.

YES! Miami once again has a fully nude male strip club, following last year’s sudden exodus of Swinging Richards from Aventura! The Floppy Rooster is located in the same building as a gentleman’s club called Vivid Live, not far off the 826 just below Hialeah. A few of us came here late on a Friday night to check it out. It was $ 5 to park, and once you pay the parking attendants in front of Vivid, you go around the back side of this building where you’ll find an entrance with a round logo of a rooster above it. You’ve arrived at The Floppy Rooster!
There was a doorman there ensuring we’d gone to the right club and weren’t actually looking for Vivid instead (a wise idea, ’cause if you’d arrived looking for the ladies at Vivid and walked in this entrance by mistake, you’d be in for a shock! Lol), and inside there was a cashier who charged a $ 10 entry fee/​cover charge, but in exchange, she gave us 10 dollars in «funny money» (called «Cock Cash» at this establishment) which can be used to tip the dancers, but not to purchase alcohol or food. This is actually a pretty ingenious idea, as the patrons get something in exchange for the cover they paid, the dancers are assured of making some $$, and this causes people to start tipping the dancers, as that’s the only purpose the «Cock Cash» can be used for. Drinks are moderately priced, Corona bottles were $ 6 each.
Inside, this place isn’t huge; There’s one large octagonal shaped stage in the middle of the room with a floor to ceiling brass pole that’s about 2 storeys tall, with only a few feet to walk or stand around each side of the stage before you’ll run into the bar on one side, or a few sets of VIP seats with bottle service on the other. Most all the patrons here must stand, as there are only about ½ dozen seats just inside the entrance unless you spring for VIP. On the night we were here they had 3 strippers performing at the same time for 3 songs each, and just over an hour after our arrival we’d seen all of them and they were starting back through the «lineup» of dancers once again. I must say the DJ/​MC was really good on the night we came.
The dancers/​models here ran the gamut, as did the sizes of their «roosters» which ranged from average to incredibly impressive; in general there were more Latino models and perhaps more tattooed and urban looking talent working here than you’ll see at other similar clubs. Most of the models were decent dancers and knew how to move (as opposed to the «talent» at one other area male strip club) and a few really knew how to work the dancer pole, including one who would spin all the way to the top a few storeys above the stage, expose his large, glistening and well oiled «rooster», and slide back down. He was tipped heavily! They have a large video projection wall behind the stage and a few screens around this place showing nude photo shoots and some soft-​core stuff. They also had a moderately priced food menu that was advertised on a screen behind the bar, but we didn’t try any.
In all, I’m a fan of this place, and as I said before, it’s great to have a male strip club back in Miami, so kudos to the owners and management for that! It’d be nice if this place was a bit larger and if they’d have more seating around the stage. We came here just about 2 weeks after The Floppy Rooster had opened and it wasn’t so full that it felt overcrowded or packed, but then again, we didn’t arrive until about 2 a.m. on a Friday night.
For now, this place is open Thu-​Sat., supposedly ’till 5 a.m., but on this Friday night, shortly after 3 o’clock most of the dancers were walking through the club fully clothed with their gym bags over their shoulders and heading to the exit, though there were still a few dozen patrons in the place.