Windy Hill

I had a very pleasant experience at Windy Hill. There’s a lot going on there:
— a golf course
— a par 3 golf course
— a footgolf course
— putt putt
— go karts
My intention was to do a nine hole extravaganza at footgolf but after a minor car accident earlier this week I was left watching my biz partner kick away. It was a little wet out there but one of the golf course managers apologized for the wetness and provided my biz partner a free pass to come out and play again. After the nine holes he asked us some feedback and how they can improve. I thought it was a nice touch.
Footgolf you might ask? Soccer + golf = footgolf. You kick a soccer ball on a golf course to a much bigger hole in the ground. You play it just like golf.
We had a few minutes to kill before our next meeting so we did 18 holes of putt putt golf. There wasn’t a clown mouth or a windmill but this simple design was very challenging.
For a golf course they had some pretty good food. Burgers at a golf course are ALWAYS good. Why, I don’t know but they are. And their prices were quite reasonable.
Not a bad one stop shop for the family!

If you like a nice golf course out with your friends and family Windy Hill is not for you, first as we drove up to the Sports Park (if it could be called that) we noticed it was in a very dangerous neighborhood, I felt literally unsafe with my husband as we golfed (not to mention countless gay slurs as we are a gay couple from patrons).
As we continued to golf a beaver walked right out onto the green, seriously? A beaver… on the green as I attempted to putt. That was on hole 2, on hole 4 i puted into the cup as a I am an above average golfer and a hornet promptly flew in my face and stung me. I was so disgusted about all of these animals and insects I asked for my money back which I was of course refused. I kept yelling about how I was stung but they didn’t seem to care and one even put his finger up and said «After this show.» I was so extraordinarily disgusted I packed up my pink golf clubs and stomped out of the room.
My husband stayed there apparently and got our money back for he is more of a cool head than I am, he convinced me to play the last 3 holes (yeah its only 9 holes! Wtf?) and there were kids smoking narcotics in the woods. I mean I was a kid once but Come On! Talk about proper golf edicate.
On the 9^th hole the same kids were throwing beer cans on the fairway, and there was a staffmember fixing the green who wouldn’t move, despite my pleas that I was about to Tee off.
So, after all of this we decided to sit down for a nice hotdog, even though there was a fat man behind the counter sweating on all of the food, EW! I ate my hotdog in disgust and threw away the bun for it was moist with something I did not wish to learn of.
All in all, Windy Hill Sports Park is weird, thats all I can describe it as, weird and bizzare. The driving Range looks like my backyard with a Urban-​Style basketball hoop in the middle, suprisingly we were the only gay couple there.

Windy Hill is so much fun. you got batting cages, 2 mini golf courses, a driving range, and my favorite, go carts. and the best thing about the mini golf, you pay full price for one game, and all the other games after the first pay are only a dollar, BARGAIN!!! the batting cages have speeds as slow as underhand pitch to speed as fast as 88 mph (i go about 50 – 55). the driving range is on a downhill slope which i like because it allows the golf ball to cover more distance. and they have their own go cart track with twists and turns. even if you get spun out its still fun. great place to go to.