Horny Goat Brew Pub

Loaded Tots: This was appetizer was amazing! Tator tots topped with cheese sauce, shredded cheddar, bacon, tomatoes, and sour cream. It literally tastes like a tutor tot casserole. I am a cheese lover and a potato lover, so I spent a brief moment in heaven eating this.
Jalapeño Popper Burger: This was a dish I eagerly picked out while I was reviewing the menu before we even left. A cheese blend of cheddar and cream cheese topped with lettuce, tomato and jalapeños? And served with waffle fries? Yes, please. Unfortunately I was disappointed. The cheese blend lacked flavor and the beef patty itself was bland. Without the side of ranch it would have been a disaster. I was extremely disappointed here. Sure does look good though.
Funky Chicken Sandwich: My girlfriend ordered this and we enjoyed it better than the burger. Fried chicken with popper cheese, bacon, buffalo sauce, lettuce, and tomato. There were much more satisfying flavors here than anything else I could find with my dish. We would definitely get this one again, along with the tator tots of course.

Just seen on TV they are closing 10÷11÷15. They will still brew beer. I will miss them.

Probably my new favorite restaurant/​bar in Milwaukee!
The outdoor patio was absolutely beautiful. Spacious and fun. It probably helped that the weather was nice, but the ambiance was great and it was right on a river so we were able to watch boats as they went by.
My cousin and I went halfsies (yes, i just said halfsies, get over it) on 2 of the slider dishes. I got the Turkey sliders which were AHmazing. She got the Chicken and Waffle sliders. I wasn’t a huge fan of those, but I’m not big on Chicken and Waffles to begin with, so thats probably why. She seemed to really like them, so I’m sure others would too. Another member of our party got the BBQ chicken flatbread which was really good as well.
The beer selection was great too. I mean it’s Horny Goat, how could you go wrong?
And the service was great! Some members of my family can often be difficult at restaurants, but our server was attentive, fun, and accommodating. Even the host made a great impression.
Overall, it was a great night. If you are ever in Milwaukee, check Horny Goat Brew Pub out. There is no way I won’t be back.

Horny Goat has a great facility. The inside dining area is nice if you don’t want to sit outside, but the outside area is where most people like to be on a nice night. We went there with quite a few friends and was able to find ample seating for us. We ordered a few beers at the bar and one came out kinda warm. A few friends had beers that weren’t quite as cold as they should have been. We didn’t eat this time around though in the past we have and they have pretty awesome appetizers. If you are a beer snob you may not find anything with that wow factor but they have decent beers. For my tastes I would prefer a better beer selection. It is definitiely a must try place if you haven’t yet.

Friend took me here for happy hour as I’m visiting from Colorado. I mentioned I wanted to try something local, instead of the typical chain restaurants and bars.
Ordered the blonde ale and even though the color of the pour looked strange, it was surprisingly delicious.
Although we didn’t stay for dinner, we tried the fried pickles! They were perfectly seasoned and had a good crunch to them. The dipping sauce complimented the flavors very well.
Looks like a cool place to get in on some volleyball action as well.

To be fair, I would happily give this place a solid three and a half stars, but Unilocal strongly encourages commitment, so I have to lean towards the three. Horny Goat is an amazing bar, restaurant, and experience — in the summer — when its not too busy — on paper. If you think three qualifiers is a bit excessive, you’re probably right, but alas.
Pros: When you choose to sit outside during good weather, this is great (on paper — sorry). The river provides a nice backdrop to a beautifully laid patio and cabana-​style bar complete with modern fire pits and all-​weather furniture. The staff are friendly and the fare is… fair. Horny goat brew their own brand of beer, which is worthy of praise alone. The Pineapple Hefeweizen is a nice concept, but along with the Watermelon Wheat would be better with a little more bite — they’re just too watery for my taste. Regardless, there are few places in Milwaukee that truly provide a beach bar experience, and the outdoor volleyball courts and awesome outdoor seating make this place stand out.
Cons: Service, service, service. The food isn’t necessarily bad, but it’s not anything to write home about. But what really sticks in the memory is the delivery. I’m usually forgiving of bad service, but of the 5 or 6 times i’ve been here, it’s only been once that I’ve left without complaint. Just plain slow and impersonal, albeit relatively friendly. On my most recent visit, I asked the server what they preferred between two particular dishes, and their response was «Well, I waited on a table of 6 earlier, and this dish was the only one that wasn’t sent back to the kitchen». Seriously. No irony or sarcasm, they meant this as an endorsement. It was a little unnerving. Again, I’ve never had a necessarily bad food experience here, but I’m stumped to recommend a specific dish.
I really, really want to like this place. I’ll keep trying it based purely on the ambience, environment, and set-​up, which is truly excellent. I just hope beyond hope that they get to a place where the food and the service lives up to the venue as a whole. Then, you wouldn’t be able to keep me away.

Food? Meh.
Service? Absolute disgrace.
Biker Gangs? Abundant.
Clientele? Meat markety.
You won’t find a whole lot of class here, but the location keeps the place relevant. They also have quite a few big events under their tent.
I just can’t get over how lacking their staff is, though.
How can two girls sit a bar waiting… looking… And just get ignored by the bartender. He happened to be male, too. I don’t care how hot you think you are, a good personality can make anyone sexy which several of these bartenders are not. Not to mention not performing your job.
I go to this place sometimes because of friends. But it will never be my first choice.

Why the subpar reviews? This awesome riverside brewpub is terribly disorganized!
Catchy, memorable name — check
Unusual beer list, especially if you like fruity beers made with Tangerine, Watermelon, Pineapple, Strawberry — check
Firepit, volleyball, beautiful greenhouse bar — check
HUGE PARKING — check
It has all the makings of a great place. Found this place on Unilocal,but hearing the mediocre reviews made me look for options until I just happen to drive past it, very hungry and visually the space looked like so much fun we decided to just go in.
Food looks good, most of the sandwiches were nicely made with good bread and sides. Getting a table and service is just bad. The bartenders and servers always looked busy, but be prepared to find your own table, get your own menus, order at the bar, bus your utensils and water. That’s what we had to do after reading from the reviews that service is super slow.
If you don’t mind that, food, drink and atmosphere is just relaxed and lovely. I’m ok with lack of service if I know prior to going in. There’s a reason they sell beer to you in can at the bar. It’s $ 4, pretty good. Just a heads up!

Taco fest: One Word: Expensive. This was our first time here for the taco fest. It happened to be a 50 degree day out and it was very windy and rainy. The fest was in a huge tent in the back. It was very cold out and the tent could have used some heaters. The beer was outrageously priced $ 4.00 a glass. (12oz not in a large bar glass) Another vendor had tequila tasting at $ 10.00 for 5 little glasses you get when you sample at a grocery store. Very tiny. Taco tickets were $ 2.00 each. Also kinda expensive if you came with a spouse. We ended up buying 8 more tickets in addition to the two we were given. There was some confusion on what we were to get when we got in line to check in which added to the chaos. Parking was also a nightmare with yelling security guards. Best tacos props go to Mango’s for a delicious Carribbean chicken taco with mango salsa. Bel Air Cantina had a delicious lamb taco with red pepper sauce. Señor Sol had a delicious hard shell barbacoa taco. We only stayed 45 minutes because we were broke. Also we had asked the hostess where the ATM was and she said «the hub.» If you have never been to Horny Goat, you wouldn’t know where that is. Entertainment I don’t know because we left but they did have two guitarists which were pretty awesome. Would I come again? Maybe if the prices were lower. They were sold out for the 4PM session.

We love this «hidden» spot for a few reasons. One big one is we are able to bring our French bulldog with us! Nothing better than a sunny afternoon with my man, my pup and the patio atmosphere. Except when service isn’t that great. The wait staff was very unorganized. It could have been because we went on one of the first nice patio days but they seemed to be struggling and scrambling for a early Saturday morning crowd. When we arrived the side gate was not open so one of us had to stay outside with the dog while the other ran in to ask to be seated. They allowed us in thru the side gate and then stuck us in a semi sunny corner. It was a blessing in disguise because the dog wanted shade and so did I after a while. No umbrellas were out yet and they were trying to set them on tables while people were being served (odd!). We decided to order a appetizer (loaded tots) seeing we were in no hurry. And it’s a good thing because it took FOREVER for our meal to arrive. Our waitress wasn’t aware we were in her section and neglected us the majority of our short stay. A handful of staff would ask if we needed anything, and when I would reply with a drink order or our lunch order they would stop me and say «let me get your server!» And scurry away! Our food was excellent. The beer was okay. All around it was a good time.

The food is typical bar food. Beer is just okay. I don’t love it and that’s a common opinion among my friends. Gets 3 stars for the awesome outdoor space and volleyball leagues. Worth trying on a beautiful day.

Meh pretty much epitomizes this place. I get that if you’re into the volleyball league stuff you’re going to love it. The outside area is really nice, I’ll give it that.
However, service is not that great nor is it all that friendly. At its best, the service is efficient. At its worst you’re either ignored or they’re trying to hurry you out the door. I know that sounds whiny, but I’ve been there about six times in the past few years and it’s either been wait 20 minutes for initial service and then another 15 minutes for your order to be taken and then who knows how long for your food to arrive with no refill checks during that time OR they’re so on top of you, you can barely take a drink before they want to take your food order and then once your food has arrived they come by every five minutes. It doesn’t seem to matter if they’re busy or not.
Horny Goat’s beers are okay. I don’t think I’ve had one that is memorable or very exciting. Serviceable.
The food is pub food, but the prices are $ 1 – 2 more than you’d pay at other places. It’s not bad, it’s not great.
They do appear to have some very good deals on weeknights.

Descriptive phrase: fun hangout brewpub.
Horny Goat Hideaway is not trying to pretend; they’re a fun gathering space with okay food and okay beers, none of which are brewed for «beer snobs.» It’s hard to argue with the success and cool-​factor of their spot on the KK river, with indoor heated sand volleyball tent and outdoor patio. I probably won’t come back for food, but their beer is fine to enjoy while sitting outside playing cards.

Probably not a good idea to be all gimmicky when it comes to a micro brewery name. Probably a worse idea to be a gimmicky micro brewery when the beer itself is underwhelming. Very underwhelming.
I find it hard to take this place seriously, and tend to think that 50-​somethings get a laugh about the brand name while experiencing «micro beer» for the first time. Meanwhile early 20-​something idiot college kids also get a laugh about the name while experiencing «micro beer» for the first time.
Everything I’ve ever tried by this place is boring. I dunno how it’s lasted this long. If it’s because of the gimmicky name, take me behind a shed and shoot me.
The location and set up is pretty sweet though. Still not sweet enough for this place to warrant more than one star.

Average beer. Average food. Sub average service.
The saving grace of this place is the outside glass bar. It’s a great spot in the summer, and hanging out with your buds is enjoyable. I just wish everything else here was.

Beer, good! Food, good! Service, eh. Sunday mornings they do Bottomless Bloody Marys or Mimosas, for $ 15, 10am-​2pm. Great deal! But expect to wait for a refill. It definitely takes a while to get the bartender’s attention. I kept trying the cue of setting my empty glass at the rail, to signify that I need a refill. Over and over, the bartender would take away my empty glass and NOT replace it with a full drink. Then I’d have to flag down a bartender to get another drink. Like I said. Beer, good! Food, good! Service, eh!

Sunday (or anyday) funday THRILLwaukee style.
This spot is right on the water and an awesome place for hanging with people over some brews. The place is huge and has a bunch of lawn games, volleyball, giant Jenga. Makes it fun for a group of friends or even for a family.
Favorite Sunday Funday spot I’ve been to in Wis-​compton.

Horny Goat is a great place to hang out in summer!
They have an awesome outdoor «area». Its not a patio, its an entire area!
They have awesome awesome fire pits and coaches to relax.
Def check it out on a nice evening!

Highlights/​lowlights
1) outside seating here is the bomb
2) good food
3) average service
Came here with a group of 5 friends on one of the first nice Saturdays of spring! We arrived around 5:30pm and we were seated on the patio right away. The patio is right on the river, or maybe it’s a canal, but non chlorine filled water view none the less.
The drink menu is pretty good with a variety of Horny Goat specialty brews, a few wines and some specialty cocktails. The food menu even shows you the appropriate Horny Goat brew pairing! Everyone at our table really liked their drinks. We tried the Horny Palmer (alcoholic Arnold Palmer), a wine, and the sex in the skyy (so sugary and fruity) drink.
The service was kind if slow to get our drinks, take our plates away after the appetizer etc. but nothing terrible.
We got an order of nachos with pulled pork (extra $$ for the pork) and chicken egg rolls for appetizers. Between all of is at the table there was a peach salad, I had the buffalo chicken salad, a chili, and a burger ordered. The food was good! I don’t think anyone was out of this world excited about the meal but the atmosphere is really nice and the food is unique.
I had a really nice time here and would definitely recommend to someone living in or visiting the Milwaukee area.

The original plan was to go to a certain other brewery close by, but they were closed so we rerouted here. Very corporate-​y feel, if you are into that sort of thing. They do a variety of beer types which is nice. We did a flight. The Blonde and Bock fall flat, Red Planet and milk stout are decent but the Brownie Porter and Cabby were the shining stars. Very good.
Beer: ³⁄₅
Food:? Didnt have any.
Service: ³⁄₅
Location: ⁵⁄₅ — The outdoor patio and bars look really bad ass, enough that makes us want to come back