Panda Express

I like the name because it makes me think of a really fast bear.
This chain is so totally popular I guess because it’s speedy and comforting; like a fast cute bear. And cheap and greasy, LOL, like many mall shoppers. The most popular menu item and their signature dish is the ORANGE CHICKEN. The orange chicken consists of bits of frozen chicken (?) fried and then covered in a HFCS, salt, oil orange flavored glazed and delicately aged to perfection on a heat table. My cousins think it’s the cat’s ass. Maybe it is, my point is they love it.
That’s not for this reviewer, but I will admit (whispers) I kinda like the egg rolls. And rightfully so, I mean they are pre-​fab frozen fat boys fried up then sitting on the hot plate until my cute ass orders them. That’s pretty easy peasy, right? I like the inside filling is a touch bland. Yum! Leggo My Egg Roll my speedy bear chefs.

I have to admit, I’m a big fan of Panda. My review of Panda is pretty much pointless because no matter what I rate it, there’s always going to be a jam-​pack line for their famous orange chicken. Even though the food is not made with love, it still taste great. To me, their egg rolls are top notch and everything else are pretty damn good.

I love your Orange Chicken. I love your Orange Chicken better when it hasn’t been sitting under a lamp for hours and manages to be dried out AND luke warm. Pretty much everything I got with my order was just above room temperature. Dinner and a bottle of water was just under $ 10.00 — I think I will spend that $ 10.00 differently next time I find myself starving and at the mall.

It blows my mind that people will stand it a crazy ass long line to eat at the Panda Express. But even I will admit that every once in a blue moon I break down and crave their greasy-​ass Orange Chicken.
Also; it’s crazy overpriced for the crap they serve. I go for the kid’s meal which clocks in at under $ 5 and includes candy and a drink.