Southwest Journal

The best local newspaper in the Twin Cities. Its a great way to learn about what is happening in the neighborhoods, learn of local businesses, and keep up on city government. Its a positive, up beat publication that is chock full of useful news.

Southwest Journal, you are like the greatest neighbors all rolled into one!
You are the informative neighbor, telling me about new places to check out. You are the classy neighbor, giving me just enough information about things I don’t normally care about, just in case I’m ever in a situation where I need to sound cultured. You are the friendly neighbor because your articles always sound so nice. You have never taken on a negative tone with me, kind of like my real-​life asshole neighbors. I don’t even need to mention how reliable you are!
And, most importantly, you are my nosy neighbor. Your crime reports are reason enough for me to live! I love knowing that I’m not the stupid person who let some strangers in, got tanked, passed out and then woke up to find her car missing. I’m sure glad I get to read about someone else doing it, kind of like my own personal gossip magazine.
I just wish you’d put the paper in bags before you delivered them. I know it’s not great for the environment, but throwing a newspaper onto steps covered in snow/​rain is pretty dumb.