Sbarro the Italian Eatery

Possible reasons you may find yourself at the Moorestown Mall food court for lunch and choose to eat Sbarro’s pizza:
* A lifetime of disappointment has given you lowered expectations;
* You woke up this morning not feeling incredibly sad inside and decided you wanted to change that;
* To your intense disappointment, the Arby’s has closed;
* You are from a strange & exotic land where you have never eaten pizza or even seen a picture of a real pizza;
* You are on a «field trip» from your retirement home and anything is better than mashed peas;
* You have intricate facial hair and are attempting to be ironic through your choice of meals;
* The really weird kid from your high school works at Nathan’s Hot Dogs so you’re trying to avoid that place like the plague.
I think you get the point. I kind of feel bad about totally belittling Sbarro’s because its at least a slight notch above other national chain-​type pizza places but its still a shamelessly mediocre pie. I paid close to $ 11 for two slices (stuffed spinach & broccoli, plain) and a large soda, which is too much by half even for delicious pizza.