Towne Square Cleaners

Men’s button down shirts are being returned with broken buttons. Probably need some maintenance on pressing machine. This problem has surfaced since mid December 2011. Warning — stay away until problem is fixed!

From now on, perhaps for only a while (I lead toward hyperbole), I’m writing EXCLUSIVELY about South Jersey! Its where I live and I’ve fallen in love with it all over again. Not sure how it happened, but a combination of new clients on this side of the bridge and some new acquaintances I’m positive will become close friends (read: hanging out more on this side of the pond) could be the reason.
I was talking to a new friend recently about where we take our dry cleaning and it turns out that since we live so close to each other that we go to the same one: Towne Cleaners on the corner of Union Mill and Elbo Roads in Mount Laurel in the shopping center for the new Shop Rite.
I know we tend to choose dry cleaners and grocery stores according to proximity and convenience, but having Towne Cleaners be the closest dry cleaner to my home is like having Leo DiCaprio move in right next door to you: if you’re single and straight, you cannot believe your luck!
What I mean is, this place has your items ready for you within two days, never as much as pops off a button or ruins a zipper, doesn’t charge a terrible lot (at least for what you get) and here’s the best feature… drumroll please… there’s an onsite seamstress that tailors every article of clothing I take to her just like she’s my own personal fashion fairy godmother! She’s made walking shorts out of stale old high-​water trousers, made a camisole fit like a glove after my trying it on and feeling like a 12-​year-​old at the senior prom and basted a hem for me on a pair of tweed pants I love and couldn’t wear with heels… now I can! She’s an absolute magician! Even my aforementioned new friend, Steffi, says she’s given her cleavage by working her magic on a new dress of hers!
Towne Cleaners, this place is the truth, ya’ll and when you visit, tell Jimmy (he’s the one who drives the hot Corvette and who will probably greet you at the door) I said hello!