Stiletto Gentlemen’s Cabaret

The place is a definite 5 star. I love it. Girls are all hot as hell. They should all be in porn. Perfect 10 for all of them. The staff is cool and the music is awesome

Uhhhhhh. never again LOL.
Let me explain: this place only got the stars because the dancers are all basically 10’s and should be models. The rest. Nope. Nope. Nope. They were all just lounging around on the couches texting and talking to each other. Which was cool, saved some money. Also drinks in plastic cups? Women’s bathroom (singular), you actually go in through the girls’ dressing room. Like actually walk across the room with all the dancers who are making themselves up to go to a nasty bathroom (piss on sink???). Certainly expected more from this place. Go to Lace instead. Not full nude but tenfolds better!

This could be a five star club. On Friday and Saturday nights there are a number of very hot girls showing it all off. The room itself looks good, modern and clean and the sound system is excellent. So why did I count only ten customers on a Friday night? Perhaps it’s becaue the owners don’t know how to run a business.
One huge stage with only one dancer means that every time she’s not in your vacinity, or zip code, you can barely see her. To make matters worse, the geniuses who run this place have a fog machine to make sure you can’t see her. Now, corerect me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the idea to see the naked girls dancing so you’ll tip them and enjoy being there?
Then there are the dancers. Within 10 minutes of sitting down I was approached by literally 12 dancers. I didn’t even see that many in the room — it’s like they were coming out of the woodwork to ask if I wanted a lapdance, a private room dance or some such thing — one asked for a backrub, at no chanrge so I rubbed her shoulders — then she asked if I wanted a to sit with her in a special roped off area — that’s where they order drinks that you have to pay for or perhaps they take your credit cards and charge a trip to the Bahamas… either way I knew it was a palce to be ripped off so I politly declined.
After diasppointing every woman in the place — all I wanted to do was relax for a little while and then maybe spend some money — I was able to settle down with my $ 8 bottle of water and watch a few of the dancers through the fog. I tipped those who came closer. I will say that none of them had bad attitudes — they were all pleasant enough. Two were actually sisters and we joked about their competitiveness.
I finally had a lap dance for $ 23 which was okay. — After a few minutes I reminded her that I only wanted one dance, since I was pretty sure the next song came on and she was not going to stop but instead just ring up the charges until it came to about 5 or 7 songs — it’s an old strip club trick — so I always say I want just 1 dance when I sit down. I can always ask for 1 more, which I did not.
Then when I returned to my seat, where my coat was and anyone could firugre out that I probably haven’t left yet without a coat in 31 degree weather, my $ 8 water bottle was gone. Seriously? No, I wasn’t about to buy another one.
So I sat and watched another dancer and decided to call it a night after about 40 minutes.
Yes, a few of the dancers were gorgeous, but I felt ripped off — half the time I could barely see the dancers unless they were coming up to hound me for a dance, a drink, a foreign sports car or anything else they could come up with.
Business 101 for the guys at Stilleto’s — You make money by making people feel comfortable, enjoy their time and want to return. 80% of business comes from return customers. People don’t like to be hounded for money and not feel that they are getitng their money’s worth — and that’s pretty hard to do with naked women as a drawing cardfor straight men — yet somehow these buffoons don’t get it. Hence 10 people there on a Friday night.
I’ll be back eventually, but only when I don’t feel like driving to a more customer friendly club like Ruby2’s in Connecticut.

This place is incredible. I love it. The girls here are all amazingly beautiful and should be models or porn stars or something. Perfect 10’s all around. I have been going here since I was 18 and I enjoy it more and more each time. Wanna go back

Gentleman’s cabaret? Where the fuck do you see that? Nasty nude treats could be a better name. Explanation to come.
This is a genuine hole-​in-​the-​wall. Outside, looking at the packed parking lot, wide open area and the big building you think it might be a big place at least like a nightclub.
NOPE. Its fuckin’ tiny. Teeny weenie. Its small. And packed full of dudes. I’m sure its usually standing room only. Chairs are these small, close to the ground, polyester type. Same worthless seating found in the private dance area. We’ll get to that in a few. Hold on.
They look all the same and sit in very close proximity of the next seat. Close, like you’re sitting with family.
If your there for a dance; stand. You’ll get noticed. And guys, dress a little. Most people are dressed downnnnn. I saw more than a few guys in raggedy ass shorts and flimsy t-​shirts. Quite a few women customers; women tagging along with their bf’s and or girlfriends.
Btw, those of you that are city folk or not-​good-​in-​tense-​situations. don’t find your way out here. Talking w/​the entertainment and clientele suggested that things can sometimes get pretty buck. Look at the very-​not-​well-​lit parking situation. Imagine the number of fights outside.
Three small stages. Also in very close proximity. Alcohol is NOT served. That’s a great thing. This prevents too much perversion and fights. You will trip or bump against someone. Juice bar but w/​o the juice. Your first drink is a must and its $ 8. Minute selection on drinks. For $ 8 they should give you a 2-​Liter.
Many of the entertainers are not pushy. Few maybe. But. that could be, cuz of cheap ass clientele that roll in there for hopeful freebies. Cover $ 20. Gets you free access to their sister club, Laces, I think. They say its more upscale, not buck, bit more proper. And they serve alcohol.
Why nasty nude treats? Its a nude club. I would say a nude raunchy club. Every woman is clad in a stiletto shoe. Even those women whose feet don’t fit into the shoe (shoe too big) and those whose toes hang out of the shoe, as if their toes are like snow crab legs. Women touch themselves and other women. There are your typical Vegas style to urban backwoods trailer trashy and back. A lot of cellulite and cheese. Hardly any spillage. Most women were petite. Few thick mama’s. Most were nice and engaging or just pretty bitches. I met a lovely pierced MUCH lady named Willow. Very sweet w/​a great personality. All spectrum of women are found. Plenty of fake boobs and three sporting Au naturale. No hoe’s.
On a Saturday night, looked like there could’ve been maybe fifty + entertainers. No space! I saw one of the lap dance areas. Crazy. Its not a room. Its an area blocked off with dividers. Seats are spaced maybe 6″ apart. If you went in for a dance, you would literally jump and skip over people to get in. I’m sure people fall over each other all the time.
No touching I said.
Don’t let the exterior make you think this is just what some people might call a «ghetto ass» joint. Bouncers were cool and helpful with info. Staff was very polite given the atmosphere.
You really have to pay attention when looking for this place. First off, all that is seen from the street is a yellow sign with the name Stiletto’s. Drive the distance of a two block area of parking to find a dimly lit club.
If they built a bigger place and updated décor. They could have a serious money maker idea which would deserve a 4 star rating. Right now, its just too fuckin’ tiny ass, like a two star tiny. I love the Unilocal tips questions at the end which helps me the writer to share info with you; «is it good for dancing» Yea. get one. Ha.