Several years ago I spent about a week in New York City. To remind myself of how badass it is I go to the web site Overheard in New York. The best part of it is any conversation which incorporates hobos(the sites semi-PC term for homeless people). Some hilarious examples: *Hobo: Yo, yo, you think you got problems? I’m homeless! I ain’t got no money, I ain’t got no food, I’m hungry! I ain’t got nothin. You think you got problems? Yo, what’s your problem? Guy: I’m in law school, I have finals. Hobo: Sorry, that’s rough. *Hobo: Can you spare any change? Man: Sorry, no. Hobo: Who the hell you saying no to? I wasn’t asking you anyway, asshole! *Bag lady: This guy killed my boyfriend! Hobo: No, I didn’t! Not directly! Bag lady: He gave him vodka so he fell into a bus! *Hobo #1: What flavors you got? Clerk: We have regular, orange, raspberry, and vanilla. Hobo #1: We’ll take vanilla. Hobo #2: Vanilla? What are you, gay? *Hobo: Miss, you dropped some change… Miss, aren’t you gonna pick that up? Catholic School girl: They’re all facing tails! Hobo: Shit! Thanks, hobos! Keep up the good work.