Metro Eye MD

Doc Let Me Test Drive 2 Lenses… Gadzooks!
Warning: This review contains graphic descriptions that may inspire you to select Dr. Nissirios~~a dazzling tour de force~~as your Ophthalmologist. Dr. Nick’s offerings are eye-​catching, mouth-​watering, blood-​tingling, hair-​raising & mind-​bending. He’s patient with patients & customizes a blueprint for only you [abracadabra!]. He’s a visionary who enhances your vision & tames your freak-​out [gulp!] by phoning you pre-​surgery.
Another M.D.‘s surgery left me with the inability to read. Imagine a writer-​editor being forced to wear reading glasses 365-​forever. I felt gazumped & was madder than a hornet.
Enter Dr. Nick, an inimitable wizard hauling a bag of options. We brainstormed, then he inserted 2 disparate contact lenses to sample. He dispatched me to loiter in his mondo manicured garden~~crammed with clover, couches & calm~~to test my close-​up & distant views. Of 4 past eye MDs, none has offered this ingenious personalized touch to hit the bull’s eye of my needs [ooh-​là-​là].

Wisdom is his reward for a lifetime of listening [gasp!]. Dr. Nick has unearthed gobs of silent-​vision thieves & has mastered the state-​of-​the-​art implantation of multifocal correcting lenses & LASIK. Wowsa!
Dr. Nissirios~~soft as a swan, sharp, sublime & superior. He gave me precisely what I requested~~no sales pitch, no rushing me, no scowls over my choice [the most formidable pick]…yiippee! You’ll leave his exam parlor glowing, glistening, gleaming & renewed. I can now read price tags, ingredients & my scribbles, hooray! Goodbye days [daze?] of haze!
Did I mention his majestic & mesmeric mind? Perhaps I’ll adopt him while I’m in Shangri-​la flashing my new crisp vision.