Exclusive Patio

This place is so exclusive that you’ll get lost finding the tiny showroom of plastic (wicker) lounge chairs and chaises that are mostly covered by plastic sheeting. Back down an alley way right next to the Deja Vu strip club is the exact location, so don’t try to find it by the address alone.
Once you do find the place, you’ll awkwardly enter the tiny postage stamp of an office, be greeted by a man who clearly wasn’t expecting any walk-​ins and then he’ll show you through the door to the room of only modern outdoor furniture. You’ll be hard pressed to find anything that isn’t plastic. Don’t come looking for wood anything, or even something that remotely resembles wood. No, this place is all about the molded plastic furniture, that LOOKS like something you might see at a resort in cabo, but once you sit on it, you quickly realize that this isn’t something you actually want to own.
I would be surprised if this place isn’t a cover for some other business. I’ll let your mind fill in the gaps.