Mark’s Discount Furniture

I walk in. «Can I help you find anything?» asked the salesguy. I looked around and saw the prices. «Yeah, the discount furniture»

Have you heard of the Pennysaver magazine?
You know the freebie zine that comes in the mail that we all usually toss in the can or use as lining for your cat or new puppy to piss on? Yeah, that Pennysaver. Well flip through the furniture ads in the Pennysaver and when you see things like dining room table, 6 chairs, plus a free midget with purchase for only $ 399.99, it’s the same shit you will find at Mark’s.
Translation: It’s cheap and it’s pretty much crap and it’s the kind of place that you should only hit if you are blind, on a very restricted income or maybe a struggling student with absolutely no taste.
And just so we’re clear, I am a huge fan of taking your home furnishings search on the ghetto train since you really never know what scores can be found at little hole in the walls, but I can tell ya that the scores will not be found here, unless grey couches with really bad 80’s mauve splashes and designs on them are your thing. If that’s the case, please go to Account settings at the upper right hand corner of your screen and hit delete my account, because oof, I have no idea what to do with you!