C Mulligans Pub

Some lame ass girls in here, dawg. I walk up to this one hoe and say «sup, bitch»…she tried to respond but she had too many doritos in her mouth.
I go outside to smoke a bowl on the patio and no joke, there were like 3 bitches eating a birthday cake. No plates or silverware or nothin. Reminded of a scene out the Walking Dead. Bitches just growling, and shoveling cake in their mouths with their bare hands like 3 zombies over a fresh corpse.
At this point I just pulled my dick out and walked over. One of the hungry hippos must’ve had enough cake cuz she dropped to her knees and blew me like a champ.
The other 2 didn’t even look up from their dessert.
Anyway after the fatty swallowed my load I wiped the frosting off my dick and dropped a wicked stink pickle in the toilet.
I’ll be back. Word.

It’s a dive bar and it’s good at that. Smoking patio for the smokers. They have pool and darts. A good local spot. Beers are cheap. And if you go order a shot called «little beer». It’s like vanilla ice cream but several will put you on your rear! Enjoy!

Hung out at C Mulligan’s last night for my bestie’s birthday celebration — a little bit of dancing and a lot of karaōke.
First impression, was like my tip says — the place smelled like an old bowling alley bathroom; a little bit of ashtray with a hint of mildew. It’s a dive through and through. A lot of locals, a karaōke queen, and dudes dressed for the 90’s (think hilljacks + eminem circa 1999).
A DJ plays every Friday up at CM’s. The dance floor was empty except when extreme songs came on — either super country, super ghetto, or super heavy metal/​shock rock. The songs ranged from Kenny Chesney to Tyga to Nine Inch Nails. If you had a request, they would play it. However there was A LOT of karaōke, which got a little old.
As for drinks, they’ve got a full bar. I saw during the week they have martini specials (no telling how good those are, but at least they have ‘em). They boy toy stuck with the silver bullet & I sipped on UV Blue with Lemonade all night. My drink was delish, refreshing with not a lot of alcohol taste @ $ 3.75 a pop it wasn’t too bad.
The bathrooms were tiny & what you would expect from a dive. Nothing to see here folks, moving on.
CM’s has a patio — it was for smokers and teaching me how to bust the bottom out of a beer bottle. Who knew water and a swift tap on the top did that? Kinda cool. Aside from that, the patio looked out of place and nicer than the inside of the joint. A number of tables, and fencing along the outside with strings of lights. Super nice for warmer nights.
Lots of signs in the bar talked about drink specials during Brownies games & there were a number of televisions around — so it might not be a bad choice for taking in a few NFL games.
I’ll be back, but only because I can dance in front of these people without being embarrassed — most of them are hammered and I’ll never see them in my daily life! Ha, good times.