Cypress Grocery

So i was drinking some tequila and really needed a lime, so i decided to finally give this little liquor store a chance, needless to say they didn’t have any limes. So i asked the guy working, how come your sign says you have produce, yet you don’t have any limes? Common you are going to sell potatoes and carrots, but not any limes. Have you ever heard of someone using a potato to chase their liquor? Really though, how many more limes do you think they would sell than potatoes?
So forget about the limes, i still needed to wait in line and buy some cigarettes for my roommate, while i was in line someone suggested i buy their bacon… kinda random, but who doesn’t like bacon… right? So i bought some bacon and cigarettes, yummy!!! WOW this lady was right, that was some of the best bacon i have ever had!!! I can’t remember the name, but it was some off the wall brand that i had never heard of.
Believe it or not, this place is definitely ghetto, but the people that i encountered while in the store were very friendly, being a white boy in West Oakland you sometimes find yourself worrying about going into certain places, although this place is ghetto, i will come back, especially for the bacon. I told the guy working to start carrying limes, we will see next time if they have any…

This place is a little bit sketchy. Well. It’s actually a lot sketchy.
There’s bullet-​proof glass, usually a SC400 parked out in front on dubs, and a full stock of Joose and 4Loko.
I bought my energy drink, took a pic of the front, and was ooooooooooout.