Secrets No. Oakland

Wow, this place has a superb sleazy back room scene.
I’ve been fisted in those booths by a number of guys,
totally hot. Gotta go back soon, I’m hooked.

The guy was very helpful and they have a variety of items for the kinky people. The have a screening too in the back I see a lot of people going in and out of. I myself haven’t been in there so I can’t rate how it is back there.

The cashier here was super helpful in helping three of us with a Unilocal deal. She was super chill. Really great selection here, haha. I’d come here again with any of my adult entertainment needs.

This place sucks! What’s with the counter? It has a pair of hooters sticking out from them. Talk about being discreet. they have a bunch of toys. but all the boxes are in bad condition. some seem open. the tape is coming off of it…@_@ If it isn’t bad enough they have a girl working the register. oh yeah like she didn’t have a strange impression of me already. walking into a porn store and all. not a bad selection if you don’t mind damaged boxes and half open boxes no thank you.

Dude…

HAHAHA! First to review the Bargain Adult Super Store! I was here years ago with my then-​GF, just, umm, checking it out. It’s been a while, so I can’t tell you what their selection is like now, but then it was the usual suspects of silicone and smut.
Yep, that’s me — first to review the smut shack! Classy, I know.

It is what it is. Porn is expensive to buy, very expensive. It is also high dollar rental item. I am surprised that the internet has not made it obsolete. Check out
for evidence.
This place is your typical cheesy porn store. Everything is too expensive for what it is. Good Vibrations types hate this kind of place because it doesn’t pretend to be any type of PC sex positive shop. This is a store to help guys in their masturbation activities. Period. Oh, the booths are kinda creepy but they are what they are. A place for guys to jack off and/​or get sucked off by some old man. Gross.
I rented a couple of times here and the staff was pretty nice. It always seems to take forever to pay. Bring cash if you are timid, credit card purchases take forever and a day. The main cashier was nice to me until I rented «Throat Fuck Gang Bang», after that she just scowled at me. I see why, it was an ugly, abusive video where they slapped girls and spit on their faces. It hurt my feelings.
Final Warning: due to the location of this place, you will see someone you know as you walk out. I swear. Of the 5 or 6 times I went here, I walked out to see a smug aquaintance going «uh, huh, hows it going?» Be prepared. I got no shame in my game. Be like me. When that co-​worker or your friends hipster friend ‘catches’ you just grin widely, hold up the discreet brown bag containing your rented dvd of «Chicks with Dicks» and reply «I am doing great. I am gonna go home and jack off now you uppity hipster shit ass!»

It was anthony’s birthday, and I knew he was was a man that liked vices. So I got him some cigarettes, a 40, a scratch off lottery ticket, a gift card to jack in the box, and yes, some PORN!!!
I’m not gonna lie to ya. I picked up one of those discount porn 3 mag packs, and stole (!!!) the copy in the middle!
But that’s OK anthony liked em, even though there were only two.
Anyway, hollywood adult superstore was pretty nice except they were missing the german shizer porn section like the one porn store had when I was in New Jersey. But I’ll let it slide, California, unlike New Jersey, is pretty far from Germany!
I was a little paranoid about using my credit card here cause I didn’t want it to say «the dirty goat humping porn store». So I asked the cashier just that.
Maam, will this say the dirty goat humping porn store on the recipt?
Sternly, she said she didn’t know, but if I was worried about it I should probably pay cash.
But I was lazy and didn’t have cash so now the Hollywood Porn Store will be Forever emblazoned upon my permanent record as a human being.