Stomper

Sure, Stomper the walking plushie Mascot of the A’s, looks friendly and inviting but really he needs a sedative. What gives? We asked his handler for a picture got the ok, then he/​she elbowed us in the gut. Way to bring the fun to the kids Stomper, nothing says fun like punching parents in the gut. Take a page out of Mickey Mouses page, don’t hit the guests.

I think it’s about time someone reviews Stomper! The cute fuzzy little mascot of the Oakland A’s deserves his very own ratings, and right now it’s not looking so good.
Look Stomper, you’re a mascot for a professional baseball team. People are going to flock to you and that’s part of your job. It may get tiresome to be in the spotlight, but elbowing the fans and putting a hand in their face is an inappropriate way to ask to be left alone! Look, we know you’re busy, you’ve got seats to greet and a team to root for, but without your fans your team would be nothing! It’s NOT all about you Stomper!
Maybe you’re tired of the drunk fans or the throngs of children, but then go stay inside the dugout and quit being an ASS to the fans! We’re sorry we’re so enamored by you and that we want pictures with you but then again, you are a giant fuzzy walking elephant in cute outfits, how could we not love you. Oh that’s right, because you’ll elbow us if we get to close!
Try making better use of your human assistant and have him/​her *politely* tell us that you need to move on. Be a little more understanding when we beg for a photo because all we want is to enjoy the game and root root roooot for the AAAAA’s!