Duct tape and fake wood paneling hold together this fading remnant of 70s glory. They get the important things right(clean sheets, running water, functional A/C and refrigerator) and don’t waste a penny of your hard-earned hotel-visitor’s dollars on anything impractical(the lamp shades and walls may not have been cleaned for decades, fridge is completely covered with duct tape). The shower is ideal for the 5’0″ and under crowd, but if you’re flexible you can make it work. Don’t worry about any trouble here, the door opens only halfway before crashing into your bed, and the burly night attendant presumably is capable of beating the hell out of anyone who disturbs paying tenants.