My Morbid Mind

Man I love haunted houses and this one did not disappoint! The rooms were very detailed and holy moly did they make me scream so many times! The fast pass was definitely worth it as the regular line was a 2 hour wait.
There are some tight spaces, really dark rooms and other fun surprises!
I can’t wait to come back next year!!!

Overall a cool place, the outside is very deceiving though. Once you get in there are twists and turns and rooms get smaller. Two things killed the mood for me our group was stopped for about 10 Minutes because a kid from the previous ground lost his glasses. The other thing was we accidentally wandered into the backstage room with all the actors. Over all a really fun place and I recommend you go there.

This place is great! One of the scariest places I’ve been. The downside I would have to say is that I did not know part of their scare tactics was small spaces. I have horrible claustrophobia and it was unpleasant to have a mild anxiety attack and not knowing when I would get out. My only suggestion is that you put a warning about that.

This place was not what I expected at all. Their Facebook and website indicated that it was over the top terrifying and scary. A real gore fest that didn’t make exceptions for small children or women. It sounded like my kind of thing being a huge horror movie fan and easily scared when the mood is right. We found a $ 2 off ticket in a local publication. After waiting 15 minutes in line to pay we then moved into a large barn and proceeded to wait there for an additional hour. It was a bit cold waiting in line and there no bathrooms in sight. Getting out of line and going to your car to get something is tricky and you can probably count on losing your spot in line. After waiting an hour in the barn we then walled in to a small room decorated like a foyer with morphing pictures. It reminded me of the foyer of the haunted mansion in Disneyland. I was pretty impressed with the dressings as it looked like they spent a lot of dough to keep up a good theme as well as quality throughout the attraction.
I was wrong. The rest of the maze left something to be desired. We were not scared at all. Some of the cast/​workers literally crouched down in the middle of the path to stand up and try to scare after you noticed them about 15 feet away. The other rooms were inconsistent with the foyer waiting area. They were sloppy and junky. Nothing technical was used other than a bit of air being sprayed at you and glow in the dark paint. Too many hallways just painted black. Give me blood dripping down the walls. Give me a room with knives hanging from the ceiling. Give me Hellraiser, Saw, Michael Myers, a spider room, an alien room. We live in Washington… how about Vampire Edward gone scary? TruBlood? No creativity. The baby room was horrid. I was kind of excited about it from their weebsite but all it ended up being was dirty plastic dolls sitting in a crib and then dolls on shelves that shook. Where was the mother eating her child? Where was the child killing its mom? Chuckie? Nothing.
The make-​up on the cast was lame. White make-​up with dark circles on everyone or a «Scream» mask or something eqaully as lame. Nothing creative. The pictures on their facebook of their cast were no where to be found in the maze. Where was the fake blood, decaying faces, etc? Nowhere! One guy in the corn maze section literally tried scaring people by saying «boo».
The most frustrating part of the experience was the layout. It is a great deal larger than you think from looking at it from the outside, which is great. It takes about 15 minutes to get through the maze/​house/​barn. If you have any problems waking up stairs or down steep ramps or if you have problems crouching down this is not the place for you. There was one section that was a steep 4ft ramp up with a sharp turn and an immediate 4ft ramp down. This continues for about 4 turns or so. It was very dangerous considering it was pitch black with nothing to light the floor. It is amazing that no one has seriously injured themselves. The tight hallways and low ceiling were cool but the ramps were very dangerous and there are not any warnings posted regarding the danger.
I did love the fact that a some of the maze is pitch black. It does make it creepier but when you end up wandering off into the cast waiting section (backstage?) it takes away the mood. We literally couldn’t figure out where to go a few times and the element of suprise was runied on more than one occasion due to being frustrated with not being able to proceed in the correct direction.
I want to say that they had an off night. It felt like they didn’t have anyone working but I know this wasn’t the case as it was the last Saturday before Halloween at 9pm. This guy may claim to be a Hollywood special effects artist but he is far from it. (If you have ever been to Knotts Scary Farm or Universal Haunt don’t waste your time here). If this is your first time going through a maze go for it but don’t expect to get scared.

This was my first visit to My Morbid Mind, so we weren’t sure what to expect. The exterior is a barn, but the inside hosts a labyrinth of horrors! Parking is in the back and free, so this is a plus. Upon entering, you will approach the ticket counter where you can purchase tickets as well as snacks and My Morbid Mind t-​shirts. I’m pretty sure it’s cash only, so don’t forget to stop by the ATM before going! Admission varies depending on the day of the week; Friday is slightly less expensive than Saturday. Military and student discounts are offered, and coupons can be found in a local Lacey publication as well as select businesses. There is also a bundle package for $ 22 which gives you admission and a My Morbid Mind t-​shirt. I’ve heard this place gets busy, so be prepared to wait. If you’re in a hurry, they offer a VIP Hot Lane Pass which will get you to the front of a line for an extra fee. And don’t throw out your ticket stub… you can redeem it at LimeBerry Frozen Yogurt for 4 oz of free yogurt!
Once the tour begins, things get very dark. There are lots of sound effects, strobe lights, and black lights. The decorations are creepy and the actors do a great job. The entire walk-​through took us approximately 15 minutes. We were surprised at just how many twists and turns there were. The outside of the building is quite deceiving! The path can be very narrow at times and could be a problem for anyone who has difficulty walking. Some of the paths are on an incline and a few areas require a person to crouch down to get through, so balance is key! When going through the attraction, I noticed that the actors enjoy lurking behind the last person in the group more than the leader of the group, so beware if you’re at the rear! The whole horror experience comes to an end at an outdoor corn maze, which makes the visitor feel like they are in the middle of a horror movie not knowing what lurks around the corner and behind the stalks.
All in all, this is a great haunted attraction and a must for any horror enthusiast!

Thank goodness we got there right at 7 because the lines were getting long.
I really liked how they brought you into a room to tell you the rules with a little humor added. On the website it stated that this was not a kid friendly place… Well I saw a lot of kids that were young… But to the plus side they made sure that there was enough time between each group.
The video that they played said that 2012 it is going to be all new! Cant wait to see what next year will be like!

My Morbid Mind
Olympia, WA
Reviewed 10÷17÷09
If you plan to see this haunt, check your directions BEFORE venturing out.
Map quest sent us to Marvin NW and we missed the haunt being opened.
Once we did arrive, the owner Kevin Noah graciously led us through a light on tour.
First thing I noticed was that the ticket office was inside the building; this is a GREAT feature with our wet Washington weather.
The haunt features a tilt room, a «squish» room, a dot room and ends with a camo maze. There were plenty of pneumatics and eye candy, with actors, light & sounds in place this haunt must be totally creepy.
My vote is to take the drive to Olympia to check it out. Just check your directions before hand. Thanks again Kevin and hope to see you next season.
Sandy «Furby» Kimball
Haunted Puget Sound