Aimee’s Place

You are an absolute mess!!! What about the worthless guard dog??? Don’t get me wrong, he is awesome, just crappy at the job of guarding anything but his balls, wait he is missing those and I won’t mention the other favorite toy.

Aimee’s Place was established about a year and a half ago, and seems busy, but doesn’t have any reviews. I was surprised, because many of the customers seem to overstay their welcome. The same regulars, over and over, which usually means the place is consistent with the experiences it provides. The proprietor, Aimee, is competent and joyful, if not a little «off» in her personality. Don’t let this sway you from trying out Aimee’s Place though — seeing her in a bikini in the summer months makes it all worth while, one way or another.
I came here on a recommendation of a good friend, Jane. I honestly can’t imagine her motivation, and I am starting to doubt she likes me.
The food: I have tried many of the items there — there is no set menu, rather a kind of «whatever we have, we have» laissez faire attitude-​It must be a new restaurant concept they are trying out. I suspect much of the food is take-​out from other establishments, as many items are served in styrofoam. I have tried many pasta dishes there, they are okay, if slightly uninspired. The Parmesan is from a green can, so if that’s your thing, you might just love the food. The meatloaf is good, not too ketchup-​y. Grilled cheese is a personal favorite of mine, and the ramen is divine. Dessert is always a treat, and usually involves chocolate sauce. Offerings vary seasonally. BBQ night is always a hit, although I could do without broiled asparagus with garlic oil – it’s good, don’t get me wrong, but EVERY NIGHT? There are other vegetables, people. However, I do love the «theme» nights — White Trash Night is amazing — they make these rockin’ Daddy Burritos, and of course offer Hamburger Helper on a regular basis, with frozen corn. I’m shocked the hipsters haven’t found this place and its ironic offerings.
Beverages: They have the widest range of no-​calorie beverages I have seen in some time-​too many to list! I highly recommend the Refreshe Ice Pink Grapefruit, and the Artisanal water offerings. They have hot, cold, and luke warm tap. The wine selection is meager, if they even have any-​they may have lost their liquor license or something. Either way, don’t come here to get hammered, you will be disappointed.
Facilities: The pool recently underwent a complete overhaul-​and the palm tree makes for a tranquil setting. Belly-​flops are encouraged, as are can-​openers. The seating is comfortable, and there are misters installed, for balmy afternoons.
The restrooms are… odd. What is up with the sinks? All the faucets seem to be installed by some crazy person who has no concept of «off» and «on». :/​
Seating: the atmosphere is casual, with a wider range of seating options.
Service: First, they seem to have kids there, all the time. I’m sure there’s some labor laws being violated, and the cleanliness is spotty. I’ve even been there when there seems to be heaps of clean laundry laying about. Weird, to say the least. The owner is volatile-​I don’t understand why people consistently go there, since she can be a force to be reckoned with. I suspect her charming husband is the draw. And, he’s easy on the eyes! Her? About the only nice thing I can say is, she has a nice rack. Oh, and if she’s berrating SOMEONE ELSE, it’s usually hilarious — I just don’t want that sharp wit turned toward me.
Overall: everything varies so much, I can’t help but think I don’t quite understand the concept-​maybe I’m too old. I will be back because of convenience, but I truly hope the offerings get better, and the service improves.

I love Aimee’s place. The ambience is fun and casual — the dress code is lax, so beware if you are uptight.
Pros — The manager and bouncer are delightful, very warm and funny, though their humor is not for the faint of heart.
The food is always good — call ahead and see if the lemon-​soy chicken is on the menu for the night.
The entertainment usually consists of a floor show or comedy routine of some type. The quality varies.
I haven’t tried the pool — every time I’ve been, it’s been out of order.
Once a year, they will practically force cookies on you.
Cons — none that I can think of. I’d like to see them add overnight accommodations, but that’s a small complaint.
Go — just show up — no need to make reservations or call ahead. Aimee’s happy to accommodate you.