Tymber Skan Apartments

Hot damn! I get to be the first to review Tymber Skan?
Where to begin? Let’s get one thing out in the open. If you enjoy having a bathroom valet or have gotten a shoe shine in the last two weeks, you probably won’t like visiting Tymber Skan. It’s what folk like to call «dangerous.»
I specify visiting Tymber Skan because I’m not sure people are allowed to live there anymore. That’s from some rumors and articles I’ve run across, but there are definitely quite a few people here. Probably about half of the apartments are occupied, and it doesn’t seem to be a secret. The last I heard, some guy bought this place, and got killed soon after while fixing a roof overhang. Don’t take my word on the details here. Anyway, people do still live at Tymber Skan. The living might even be free, since I don’t see anyone legally being able to collect rent on a place that is currently on fire.
Also — Catalina Isles. This is another name for the place. I think.
The Jesus tool who likes to flag all my reviews might notice that I’m pretty fuzzy on the details. This is because my trips to Tymber Skan have been 75% for «adventure,» because so many places look the same, why not visit a suburban wasteland to get the ol’ heart rate up a couple bpm? Yes, designated Flagger for Christ, I’ve been here, and so should you. It really is quite incredible in its desolation, and so much more since it’s in the middle of a city. The other 50% of my visits were for work. A lady I work with got told by the police to leave because they didn’t want to have to protect her. Yeah, my visits add up to 125%. We live in a universe of 100 billion galaxies which is made up in large part by something called «Dark Energy» (God has no control over Dark Energy, I just concluded). Some people believe that the government is made up of 17 foot tall lizard men. Others believe that Ronald Reagen is still alive and is controlling our country’s police forces from the Pentagon. So, really, 125% isn’t that far fetched.