Yummy Buffet

It’s delicious! It lives up to it’s name completely! They didn’t have tofu on the buffet so they special made us a plate before they closed!

Sometimes, after hangovers, I will get dragged to places that I probably shouldn’t eat at. This place is one of them. It CAN be heavenly in that specific instance — like, a hangover — but in other instances it is the farthest thing away from heavenly you can get. It’s essentially your standard buffet fare, they do lunch and dinner for set prices — ranging from $ 7 — $ 12, I’ve never really seen them settle for one price for an extended period of time.
The chinese food served here is alright. It’s greasy, the chicken is generally kinda fatty, and the beef is usually rubbery. They also serve crab legs on the dinner menu, but they’re what you’d expect for a buffet — the meat’s very dry, overcooked, all sad and shriveled inside its chitinous vessel.
The bright spot in all this is that they do have an ‘American’ section where you can go up, get a crapton of fries and fried chicken accompanied by some other generically American goodies and just go back to your table happily. They have a sushi bar too, but I don’t particularly trust it.
Overall, if you want to get really fat on the cheap and have a variety of sub-​par foods, this is okay. The food’s never killed me. However, Orlando is the Magical Land of Lost Buffets, so if you go looking somewhere else down on Kirkman, you’ll probably find much, much better.