Babies R Us

I am a good friend. If you hauled your pregnant self out to BRU to register for your baby, I will go shop there. I LOVE baby showers! I really really do! I want to give you Jacques the Peacock and your contoured changing pad.
BUT BABIES R US SUCKS. It only exists to prey on first time parents. Their registry sucks. Oh hey did something on the list I printed two minutes ago somehow go out of stock between me reading the registry and then finding aisle 42XW? Are there people working here who are utterly unhelpful and uninterested in their job? Do any of you know how to work the registers to check people out? Is the large roll of wrapping paper no longer in existence leaving me to procure my own for this giant box? (I bet you can answer these questions)
Did I somehow end up with $ 60 worth of impulse buys for my own kids and gifts for other events? Yes that happened too. I’d personally rather shop at local stores or Amazon, but just for you, dear first time parent friend of mine, I will haul myself out to Maple Grove.