McDonald’s

The service is always friendly and usually fast. I’ve had more good experiences than bad in that regard. The drive-​through folks do a good job keeping up even at the craziest busy times.
The food is IT’S FREAKING MCDONALD’S! Sorry, I can’t review the food with a straight face. In the interest of consistency and efficiency for a multi-​national corporate fast food giant, the burgers, fries, and shakes all taste like any other I’ve had at any McD’s anywhere else. Great when you’re craving a guilty pleasure, not so great when you’re grabbing it on the run because you’re too cheap, lazy, or time pinched to make a better meal choice.
My top 3 buys: McDouble, chocolate shake, chicken nuggets. All serve their purpose within the food realm and usually sound like a better idea before consumption than after. For good or ill, I’m a lifetime customer.

Eight employees and only one smile? Wow! Thank you to that one individual for standing out… and you weren’t even the manager.