Sam’s Fun City

So this was our second time here. And it was pretty much the same as the last time, 2 years ago. Most of the arcade games were out of order, everything is really expensive, and they couldn’t be bothered to take a leaf blower to the putt-​putt course. The staff is sparse so if you want to go on a «ride» you have to wait for them to be done with the current «ride» they are working so they can come and help you. My kids seemed to have fun but from the adult-​who-​is-​paying perspective, I don’t think we would go back again.

Many of the machines in the arcade are broken. Staff is very short handed. The entire place could use a good cleaning and a major upgrade. Very mediocre. I would not recommend. A waste of time.

Okay my fiancé and I were brought here by one of his friends who got a bunch of us to go. It was myself, and 5 Marines. We went around 2p on a Saturday. When we first got there we were a little skeptical, from the outside it looked a bit run-​down and kinda ghetto. But when we got in we found that well… it was run down haha.
Although it is a bit out of date and seemed like it was more for kids and not adults (especially Marines) it was a lot of fun! I am usually very positive about these types of places and try not to judge a book by its cover. This place was a lot of fun.
We rode go-​carts on the «slick track». The track had baby powder in areas to help you slide around, it was really fun. We also did a game of laser tag. It is a small room but like I said still super fun. They had arcade games and a few small rides. The staff was pretty down to earth and cool.
We liked it and would probably go back, good price :) Don’t judge it too harshly before you actually take the time to try it out and by that I don’t mean walk around and do one thing with a sarcastic mindset, I mean actually give it a chance and it will surprise you.
I loved it and we all had a blast :)

We went on a sunny Saturday afternoon when it wasn’t ridiculously hot and were surprised to see that it looked mostly empty. There seemed to be a fair amount of traffic in the water park area, but the arcade and other rides were practically abandoned.
We played mini-​golf, and what a disappointment! The holes are in disrepair, the water features that weave through them are empty and full of dead leaves and branches. At first, I thought it was just an «oops» but in some places, the junk has been there long enough that there are good sized ferns and vines growing in it. One of the holes (#16, if you’re wondering) actually got all 4 of our groups balls stuck in a multilevel hole. When one of our number went to get replacements, the person behind the counter said, «yeah, that happens all the time.»
One would think that the owners would put a little TLC into the «fun» parts of the park. Right now, it’s just a little depressing.