Pete’s Clown House

I don’t live near there anymore but I love this place. Tons of good food for low prices. Waitstaff are always very busy but they are attentive as well. I went in to pick up breakfast one day and they were feeding some neighborhood kids who were hungry. I love mom and pop joints like this!

What a pleasant surprise! I would have never found this place if it wasn’t for our new friends :) so thank you for introducing us to a neighborhood breakfast dive in with great food! It is packed so expect to wait and safe to assume that I have not stumbled upon a secret. The people know where to get great breakfast food! There were four of us and we probably waited 25 mins on a Sunday around noon to get a table. Definitely worth the wait. We literally had everything off the breakfast menu. Pancakes, French toast (must have), eggs, scrapple, bacon both turkey and pork, hashbrowns (the GOOD kind where it’s slices not shredded), toast and breakfast sandwiches. I was starving by the time we ordered so of course I’m going to eat everything on my plate and I was not ashamed. Proud was more like it! I did enjoy everything but I was not a fan of the sausage (Seemed a bit over cooked because it was dry). A tip I learned from the friends who have been going there since he was literally born, the tickets are individual not by tables. When you first walk in, the chef is at the griddle and it’s not huge so whenever he finds room to make more food is how it goes. Honestly, the chef must be rocking it hard to be getting all the food out so quickly. So be patient because you’ll get great food and you cannot beat the prices for sure! Can’t wait to eat there again oh and I totally have a soft spot for breakfast/​brunch food!!!
P. s.- I have to apologize for not taking pictures since I was that hungry. Next time (maybe)

I been reading all the Unilocal reviews. So thought I give it a try. Bring our patience with you. There is alot of construction work going on around the area so it’s kind of tough to find a place to park I had to park a block or two and walk not too bad.
This is one of those spots that I could go back over and over for breakfast. The prices can’t be beat. $ 6 for breakfast. Got the French toast with fruit and coffee. Didn’t have to wait to long for it to arrive at the table. Service was top-​notch the waitress was very pleasant and on point. It gets packed with on coming in and going out. Every one that works there keeps it going. Always busy.
So if you are ever in the area and want something good for breakfast then stop in hear. I can promise you there is nothing to be disappointed about.

I was here this morning eating breakfast with my cousin. It’s a little rough on the outside but the food makes up for it all. The host had us sit wherever we liked in which we elected a seat near the window. The server was great and she was helpful with our orders. French Toast was good, nothing over the top but delicious. Scrambled Eggs and cheese with Turkey bacon did it for me! a cup of OJ and I was full for the rest of the morning. It wasn’t expensive at all. This is a great economical breakfast, great for hangovers as well. They close a little early (2 – 3 pm) but then again it’s not exactly a diner. Definitely give it a try if you’re in the area

If John Waters was coming to breakfast, this is where I’d bring him. Do your best to get a seat in the front

Our most recent visit has moved us to give Pete’s another star. Anyone who claims to be a «Philadelphian» or seeks an authentic Philly experience needs to place Pete’s on their «must do» list. The extra star is for Pete’s consistency in genuineness, warmth, food quality and pricing. The owner’s obvious compassion, demonstrated by his hiring individuals whose career options might be otherwise limited, impresses us beyond words. Get thee to Pete’s Clown House!

Delivery was quick and the food was delicious! I am so happy this place is so close to my job!

C’mon its Pete’s — Go with the He-​man Special. Two person bill won’t go over $ 20. We are NC.

It took a long time for a waitress to get to us and our table didn’t have menus, but it was a Sunday brunch, so I’m sure she was slammed. I was excited we were able to sit right away. It’s a total family spot. Decorated sparsely with a few clown images, but not enough to scare you away. I love the neon sign. After we ordered I saw some amazing looking waffles people got and was upset that I didn’t see it on the menu. But my french toast was super yummy and cooked perfectly. I also tried a pancake that was a little bland. The bacon perfectly crispy and deliscious. We got a nice wave and smile and a welcoming back goodbye as we left and I will definitely come back next time I’m in town. Classic diner#

Fast pace, great food & friendly staff!!! This place is clearly a favorite in NE Philly! Big portions with unbelievable low prices! On another note, I can’t explain how accommodating the staff was to all of my co-​workers & I the past couple of days! It was truly appreciated!!!

Drove by the clown house today. They’ve never seen so much business. The whole news world is eating here the day after the Amtrak wreck across the street.

Greasy spoon without the grease. Place is bare bones necessity, but clean and it’s the best breakfast in Philly and cheaper than almost anywhere!!!

This place is seriously good. Order 2 eggs, you’ll get at least 3. Pancakes are fluffy and amazing. Service is terrible, and waitresses often get into fights with patrons, but that’s part of the charm. Best coffee I’ve ever had. Don’t stray from the breakfast menu, and be wary if you get the red haired, tattooed waitress. Seriously, besides her, this place is spot on.

Ordered a delivery this morning from here. It was fast and very delicious! My 3 year old ate all of his French toast and sausage! Thanks for the great food!

What’s not to appreciate !! Great food. Nice ppl. Don’t have to wear a tie.
A diamond in the rough. I kinda like the atmosphere.
Please, I probably have a headache, please leave your kids home.

After the awful Aramingo Diner closed I needed a place near work where I can sit at a counter, get eggs and a coffee, and just chill outside of the office.
I found this place on Unilocal,and I checked it out today. Everyone was very nice, and while it wasn’t the best western omelette I’ve ever had (that’s Brunics
), it was pretty slamming.
I love corner/​neighborhood luncheonettes. It’s been in the neighborhood since the 60s and the dude who owns it bought it some time ago from the original owner. That’s pretty awesome.
It’s slightly pricier than I was expecting (western omelette w/​a *generous* side of bacon and a soda was ~11 dollars), but sometimes I think I’m stuck in the 90s when it comes to diner food prices. Cash only but they have a MAC machine.
They deliver too!

This place is in the hood. Like straight up hood life here however the breakfast is incredible. The service is great, food is good and hot, and there’s always a spot for you! I was there when the bagels are delivered fresh. They even will tell you that the bagels are a dad or two days old just so you get the best quality. Their French toast is my absolute favorite. It’s always delicious.
I never had a bad breakfast here and I can’t wait to go back

Super trashy. Workers look like drug addicts.
Hard headed waitresses.
Food is undercooked.
They are just lazy!
This is just for if u got drunk the night before and don’t care about quality of the food.

Came back here for the first time in years. I used to come all the time when I was a kid. I brought my boyfriend and he was shocked that his french toast was $ 3.25. He was even more shocked when he tasted it and realized it was the best french toast he’d ever had.
I love this place so much,

Pete’s Clown House should be everyone’s #1 hangover breakfast spot in the greater Philadelphia area. The divey atmosphere guarantees no one will judge you with yesterday’s makeup smeared across your face. Plus, you can buy smokes and lotto tickets out of vending machines!
But anyway, lets talk about the food. The pancakes are a personal favorite of mine. They are just as good if not better than any you would get in a diner at a fraction of the cost. Everything else I’ve ever had there was great too. I love that they have turkey sausage patties… not the easiest to find!
If you don’t mind Pennywise staring at you as you eat your eggs, or a neon light bug catcher thing that looks like it hasn’t yet been cleaned this millennium, then definitely check out Pete’s!