Definitive Audio

Your parents should have had that third nut of yours removed at birth. Now you’e paying the price for sporting a dangling trio.
Yes, you’re a true mistake of nature, producing testosterone in levels that should have landed you behind bars years ago.
But thankfully there are positive ways to channel all those hormones, and Definitive Audio is one of them.
Steve, the owner, can and will build that dream stereo you’ve always wanted — satisfying even the craziest of testosterone-​fueled requests.
Now, when you bump all 8,000 watts on your Boston amp subs — in the school zone — as your Jeep’s windshield is vibrating so badly it blurs your vision, causing you to run into a jaywalking student, you simply pull down your pants and show the police your troublemaking trio hoping for a little understanding.
The good news?
The kid survived.
But don’t be hard on yourself. It wasn’t entirely your fault.
Your parents, Steve, and that little effin smurf from AC/​DC: Angus Young, all had a hand in this.
Note: Highway to Hell cranking on 8,000 watts in a Jeep Wrangler will vibrate your sphincter right off its hinges!
Perfect if you’re dating a deaf chick.
Way to go Steve!