Dick’s Cabaret

I have always wondered if there was a place to see hot men naked and I finally found it! This club had the hottest guys dancing. Their body’s were mouth watering. The host of the show made the night memorable!
We went to Dicks for my friends birthday! Love how the dancers took care of all of gay friends and even me being a tranny! I will definitely return for a girls/​guys night out! Thank you for having such a fun club for us to be able to have fun with hot men!

Rude owner/​manager on crutches wouldn’t let my bachelor party of 15+ people use the 50% off coupon to get in. The coupon does not advertise what days it can and can’t be used. We told the sketchy front desk guy it doesn’t say a certain day and gimpy replied back stating «well it doesn’t NOT say it either.» Needless to say, the shitty place needed our money, and she refused to let us use the coupon. Good luck keeping your business in the middle of nowhere running ya DICKS!

Came here with buddy. Ready to spend some money. The stripper didnt even come buy to grind on us at all. They were all trying to give the girl behind us dance. Which count take hint from them by the third time they were not gonna pay for a lap dance. But skip right over us. We would have paid for serval lap dance but none of them wanted seem like they wanted to make any money.

Giving Dick’s two stars (and not one), because to be fair, we didn’t really stick around long enough to check out the goods. :P *snort*
Like another reviewer, we came to Dick’s as part of a bachelorette party that I was spearheading. It was a Friday night, about 10 o’clock.
Location:
-«bowels of industrial Phoenix» as mentioned by others, is quite the adequate description. I actually asked the taxi driver if he was sure he was going the right way.
–parking lot was nearly empty, save 3 – 4 vehicles.
–I asked the taxi driver to wait outside with my girls while I checked out Dick’s. *snort* That’s how unsafe this place appeared.
Ambiance:
–only got to see the foyer/​entryway, as I never paid for entry. Reminiscent of a dive bar. I requested to just peek inside to determine whether the joint was suitable for me and the bachelorette party; was told no.
–cashier/​greeter was not very polite, firmly told me the cover was $ 20 a head and was non-​negotiable. I asked him if there were any bachelorette specials… he asked me how many we had… I said 6… and he replied, only for parties of 10 or more, which led me to believe he made it up on the spot. He also never mentioned anything about a discount, which I noted as available on Unilocal for check-​in (didn’t notice til after we left).
–when I asked if there were any guests at all inside, he said yes. When I asked if there were any women, he said no, that there were three male patrons inside. I have no issue sharing stripper space with people attracted to the same sex (hell, I go to female strip clubs all the time), just wanted to make a note of this for people who were wondering. This place caters to gay men, straight ladies, and all variations in between.
Staff:
–the cashier/​greeter, while not being helpful, friendly, or trying to convince me to bring everyone inside, was good looking. So were several dancers who peered into the entryway as I deliberated whether or not to stay.
As a note, while I was inside trying to haggle the dude for a reasonable price ($ 120 to just get in the door is NOT reasonable), another car load of ladies pulled up. When they heard it was $ 20 each, they left before I even came back outside. Conclusion: if Dick’s would offer reasonable coverage ($ 10 – 12 like most strip clubs), they would have more clientele.
I may be back to take advantage of that check-​in offer, and to see if the carpet matches the drapes… err… if the inside of the strip club matches the entry. Dive-​a-​licious!

I went to Dick’s recently. I hadn’t been since the old location on Mcdowell, or Van Buren. Now it’s between Phoenix and Tempe. In the «old days», it was mostly a gay place. They had all different kinds of guys, beefy, Asian, Black, twink, etc. They also used to do performances, not just slide around on the pole and strip.
Dicks has changed! And, not for the better! We paid a $ 20 cover, and took a seat. I noticed right away that the audience was all women. There were no performances, just dry humping the pole, and swinging around like a monkey. All of the «dancers» seemed to have the same routine, none of which included actual dancing, or originality. All of the guys were the same type. They all had the same Hip Hop/​thug style. They grinded on all of the women. My friend jokingly asked if I was jealous, and the dancer said that he would take care of me in a minute, but non of the guys actually came over to grind me up. Oh well, money saved, I guess. It seems like the dancers are all straight. Oh, and if you are going out to see dicks, it seems like most of the guys don’t want to show it and only give a 5 second flash at the very end of the song. Really, this place is not worth the $ 20 cover, or the drive to the bowels of industrial Phoenix.

I recently had part of my bachelorette party here and it was great! The guys were very attentive and fun. Jersey and Evan kept my ladies happy while Luda and this other guy (who I don’t remember his name) entertained me. The place is a little run down but what does anyone expect, I’m sure they don’t get as many customers as female strip clubs. With that in mind my girls and I were throwing our money at them and we all thought the show was well worth it. I would definitely go again for some girl fun.

For any of you who not only grew up on Unilocal,but have since grown salt and peppery, you may remember my review of the Dick’s Cab on McDowell. Turns out two gentlemen walked in and littered that little charmer with bullets. Shot the place to hell. So the owner, who I spoke with briefly Saturday, shut-​er-​down.
Now, there are just as many reasons, if not more, to do that to this place if you’re an antisocial homophobic psychopath, but fortunately for them and those who appreciate male pole dancing everywhere, it’s located in the bowels of the industrial complex that is the netherworld somewhere between Phx and Tempe.
I just noticed that a Becky G gave this place one star below. I bet that’s my mom. MOM!
Soooo, anyway… Yet again, one unexpected adventure after another leads me to this little slice of hetero-​hell. What? How could I not love this place? You think you know what’s wrong?
Nope, it’s not the penises I mind. The penii, if you will… Compare and contrast, I always say. The problem is the heterosexuality of the dancers. Or, if we’re being exact, my wretched little ego. If I understand my (figure of speech, belongs to all of us) gay culture properly, some of them fancy the rare dodo bird switch-​hitter, switch-​teamer, whatever-​fella, probably for the sport of the thing. I most certainly can appreciate that! So can Nike.
So, instead, as the dance was once choreographed, they walk up to me, a hand on the shoulder, an knowing look… I act embarrassed. Admit I’m nothing but a voyeur. A curious soul. But this night, these gentlemen, they’re actors! They’re straight. My unremarkable touristy ass is a just a driver to be passed on the right on the seedy underworld path of their heady cash pursuit. Common vultures with six packs and backwards hats. They don’t love me and I certainly don’t get the ridiculously delicious ego-​satisfaction of the pulling the straight card and having them make their case for me to abandon my brain’s fundamental design and structure.
Well shit. So I just watched some straight dudes in far better shape than I dry hump every lady in the place, an act possessing it’s own nuanced joyfulness, and (censored) every old dude with cash enough to burn in the dark back corner.
I give it 4 stars because I am clearly not the intended audience. If you enjoy 1) men; 2) fit men; or 3) naken twirling men, get to… My companions, the Jills, we’re perplexed by the dude on dude. Dude on dude happens, I said, matter of factly… But they were seemingly pleased for having not been too shy to go in the first place.

BUYER BEWARE! Incredibly disappointed… we bought this deal before arriving and when we got there, they refused to let us in! The manager stated he had no knowledge of their involvement with Unilocal and that despite our Unilocal receipt showing we had paid, he tried to make us pay again. He said we could dispute the charges with our credit card company later, but had to pay at the door if we wanted in. What a scam (on the part of the club, not Unilocal)-we left and decided to take our money elsewhere!

bought a Unilocal deal and was told they hadn’t signed up for any Unilocal deal. I walked with a group of 8 girls ready to spend some money and ralph with the eye patch looked at us like we were from outer space. He was getting yelled at to call his manager and he just stood there. Waste of time and Ralph seemed like a waste of space. He may look like hes a good time with the eye patch but he should really get fired. Please dont waste your time going here.

HELL YEAH! Oh yes… my first strip club review. Seriously, I was debating on whether or not to write something. I mean, do I really want the entire Unilocal community to know I got a lap dance? Is it TMI? Maybe, but I thought to myself, «what the heck. It’s just Dick.» This place is a strip club. Now, you can call it, «cabaret», «adult club», etc., but it’s a freaking strip club. Not just any strip club, but one with dicks and all. A gay male’s playground, if you will.
So where the hell can you go to get nude lap dances if you’re a gay guy looking for some fun? Well, so far, there’s only Dick’s in Pheonix or Swinging Richard’s in Atlanta. That’s right folks. there are only TWO freaking strip clubs that cater to gay men in this country. And I think it’s a downright shame.
The quality of men really depends on who’s working and the night you go which is a total hit and miss, cause you know I’m the pickiest guy of them all. Honestly, I’ve had good and bad experiences here, but nothing beats the nostalgia of some random guy dancing on top of you. HOT!
But honestly, if you’re a girl looking for a good time, your Vegas strip clubs will have hotter guys and will probably be a lot nicer than this place.

We tried to go here for a bachelorette party. We had at least 13 girls on a bus wanting to show our friend a good time. I called ahead and negotiated to $ 15 a person for cover and $ 50 for a bachelorette special. We show up and whoever was at the door gave us a difficult time and wouldn’t give us the negotiated prices. We kept sayin that we were going to be spending alot more inside but he wouldn’t budge so we left. It was sad we didn’t get to give our friend a show but i guess this place is so busy on Thursday nights that they didn’t want our business. If you can’t sense sarcasm — the parking lot was empty. In other words — Don’t go here.

In my life I have never been to a strip club let alone a male strip club. So when I was being dragged there by my friend from LA I had pretty low expectations. Come on now, if I want to see some naked guys Id just look at my Mr, same thing right? Wrong, there is something very very hot about seeing some thick muscled guy take all of his clothes off for you, live in the flesh. Maybe it’s a voyeur thing, who knows? I will say that it was a very hot scene. there were other gay men as well as some pretty hot women in there too. the dancers loved the ladies though I can a test, we tipped better than they did!
Once we paid the $ 20 cover we were greeted by this cute guy and were shown the ropes since we were «virgins». There was no attitude there at all, super friendly and down to earth. Later on we go to see cute guy dance and strip. uhm, errr, he was a good dancer but when his boxers fell off, OMFG. he could have given someone a concussion with that thing, if he slapped them with it!
Anyway, lap dances are 10 bucks, and private dances are 20 but you have to buy a bracelet to get you into the VIP area, also 20 bucks. So you could drop a 100 bucks there if you were really into it. BTW, since the guys are fully nude they do not serve liquor but have tons of soda pop, water, juice etc.
Go ahead check it out ladies and gentleman alike. there is just about something for everyone there. though if you like chubby bears, just look into the crowd, you might see me there!