Jaguars Club

First visit: 10/​09/​2015 (Review date)
Last visit: 01/​23/​2016
Let’s start this off by saying that Kristian and I visited Jaguars on a Friday afternoon. Not a Friday night, not a Wednesday night for ladies’ night, not a Saturday night, not even a Sunday to watch the games and enjoy $ 1 drinks… but a Friday afternoon.
Most clubs on a Friday afternoon have their D squad working; if that was Jags’ D squad then we can’t wait to get back for their A Squad because just about every dancer there was beautiful and for the most part they all had some kind of skill and ability (we’ll come back to that).
We walked in and we were instantly greeted by Steven, not sure if he is a manager or not, but the man knew his business and he was about it and we respect and admire that. He saw that we came prepared with a cash cannon and he made sure that the dancers, the DJ, and the bar staff knew that we were not just there to look and drink; he knew we were there to have a good time.
There is a moderate sized foyer area where you pay, but there is also a portable bar right there so you can get started as well as a merchandise stand where you can get your Jags gear which we need to purchase the next time we go back. You enter the double doors and then the fun starts. First… they had angry orchard, so that automatically bumped up the status because no other strip club in Phoenix has had any ciders at all. The bar was to the left as you walk in and it is long and full and it was well staffed. We didn’t have to flag down our server at all and from the looks of it, the bar staff was gorgeous too. There’s an ATM to your immediate left by the bar and one back in the corner by where the restrooms are which is to the right of the main stage. Speaking of the main stage, it had two tall poles on it and plenty of room with floorboard mirrors. Behind the main stage is the VIP area that we will be taking over on November 21^st with 6 cabana couches where you can get bottle service and your own personal server. There are also four other small stages, two each side, each with poles we believe. On the same wall to the right as the restrooms is also another bar; so for those nights when we go back and it’s busy, we assume it will be open too. Seemed to be six to eight TVs, if not more for games and fights which is nice. There’s not as many mirrors around the club as most places, so they dancers can’t just stare at themselves while on stage; they actually have to work.
And speaking of dancers putting in work… our girl Tuesday Ray aka Monroe put in some work on the pole. We’ve been to a lot of clubs and reviewed just about all of them and we couldn’t think of one dancer that had pole skills like her. We want to wrap this review up, so we won’t go on and on about her, but we could. Saucy also was another one of our favorites, but for the most part there really wasn’t one there that was not borderline amazing.
Plus there’s a VIP area in the back of the club as well that Power 98.3 uses often, so we will clearly be partying with them.

I come to this club at least twice a month and I have never been let down. Dress code is cool, dancers are all gorgeous, and music is on point. Definitely a place for any out of town visitor. I my self is from NC and this club is on par with King Of Diamonds in Miami. KOD was better but it wasn’t a blowout difference trust me.

Best spot to be at when you don’t have nothing to do at night. Great music (Mainly trap music) cheap drinks, ass and titties galore. If you’re from the Phoenix area be sure to be expecting to run into people you know from back in the day or don’t be surprised if you see your ex girlfriend or baby momma on the pole. Either way put them drinks in the air and throw them 1s!

Wasn’t allowed in because my California license was vertical.

A good rule of thumb to follow is when a club and/​or a strip club has low reviews that means you are going to have fucking fun.
The tools that write the one star reviews are typically the little angry nerd that goes home and writes a bad review and be like
«Oh I will show them! I will write a bad review on their club because of my insecurities I couldnt have fun at the club, yes I will also judge the dancers based on their looks, ugh they dont look the ideal way I want them to look!!! They are fat, skinny and have fake tits and the music! I want them to play the music I like because you know I am not opened minded about anything so here take this one star review, yes this will boost my confidence hehe»

This club is very popular. It looks well kept inside, has two bars, & really great parking. The security looks up to par & I felt safe (given the location of this bar & the «crowd» it draws.)
My 1^st time going was pretty packed. I kind of expected this. & even though I was lucky enough to get a table, the service was a little slow.
My 2^nd time was also very packed. My girlfriend and I took one shot & left because we didn’t want to wait for a table.
The 3 time I went (we chose a weekday thinking it would be a little slower) — was ALSO VERY PACKED. I would have to say overly packed. Not only did I have to wait 20 minutes for a table but so did a whole lot of other people. This was by far the worst experience I’ve had at a strip club.
Right from the start the security told my girlfriend «excuse me, I’m starting to enforce the dress code here and some ladies have been mistaken for guys so other guys try to fight when they bump each other» — my girlfriend is a «stud» lesbian, but she has very long hair, and she was just wearing a plain tee & jeans. Idk wtf he wants to do about her attire. I get that most «stud» lesbians look masculine, but my girlfriend looks like a women. — bottom line, I felt that that was rude & shows a lot of what the establishment has become if men are fighting.
After that, we went inside and had absolutely NO WHERE to sit. People were waiting all along the bar and in front of the door. I was standing in front of the bar like everyone else. And then a waitress/​server walked up to me and asked «excuse me are you ordering?» — I thought this was nice of her but little did I know that she wasn’t offering to take our order, she wanted me to move out of her way.
While we continued waiting for a table, 15 minutes later, security was trying to pass through — in a very crowded spot — & he just slightly shoved me to the side. Not a heavy or strong push, but still put his hands on me to move me.
After that, we decided that it wasn’t worth being there anymore.
My 1^st time was better service but it seems as they get more & more busy, the service gets worse.
I left to Essex after, and it was much better service. I enjoyed 6 six drinks, at a table close to two different stages. Nobody shoved me. Nobody asked my girlfriend to look different, leading me to believe they don’t have aggressive customers, and the waitress was fast and friendly and checked on us regularly. That place is 5 stars.
I give Jags two stars because it’s obviously popular for a reason and the place looks well kept.

LOVE this plaCe great atnosphere, fun, great drinks. will def visit again soon. Cute grls. friendly staff.large space. Worth it. Colorful. Will recommend it to friends. Safe. dress code is good. Uniforms are classy.fun.

Most of the dancers are overweight or just plain ugly. If I wanted to see naked chicks that looked like that I would stay home with my wife.

The only good thing in there was Mike! Our VIP host. I am not going to go into details but coming from a woman that loves gorgeous women and enjoys adult entertainment with her man– this is not the place.

BEWARE! AVOID THE VIP ROOM!!! AVOID it like the plague! Do yourself a favor and stay in the main area. The girls don’t tell you that you have to drop $ 20 just to go back there! Some douche bag collects your $ 20 dollars before you have the luxury of losing even more money to the dancer. Plus the dancers don’t keep track of dances to let you know how much you owe. I’m sure I got 5 dances from Mercedes but she ripped me off for 8 dances at $ 20 bucks each. Avoid dancer Mercedes to. Can’t miss her. She’s got the biggest HUGE FAKE TITS I’ve ever seen! BUT AVOID HER! Her dances stink! Stay on the main floor and you’ll have a good time.

Wow, I love this club. But have the money to afford it. lol
Not too many dudes and many beautiful woman. At least on Friday night. :) Alexandria is the best professional dancer i have ever met at this club. :) 19 years old, long black curly hair, no tattoos, no scars, no moles, no pimples. She does have a beautiful belly button diamond looking piercing. :) Perfect body, and perfect personality. :)
i had a great time with her in the VIP section. I was a perfect gentleman. I treat woman with respect.
I would not be surprised if many men fell in love with her.
only drawback is that the cook did not show up so Me and a friend ended up leaving to eat at Denny’s. Too bad, i would have stayed longer if i had something to eat instead of beer.
I hope to meet Alexandria again soon, i really enjoyed her company.

One star. Have my id and they denied me for nor reason other than I have basketballl shorts on. I’m in town for a freaking BCS Bowling Game are you kidding me!!! What a bunch of idiots!

My buddy was in town shortly and it was the last day he was going to be here so we wanted him to enjoy his last night here since all he could think of asking for was titties and snatch. Fair enough.
Here’s the breakdown:
No need to worry about issues… there is armed security in the lot. You won’t be raping and you won’t be getting raped. «Hide yo kids, hide yo wife…» Google it if you have no idea what I’m talking about. Door guys and such were not aggressive or the stereotypical «I work here and can beat your ass, better r’spect me”-type. THANK GOD, I hate those type of guys.
Parking is typically plentiful. They’ve got a huge, huge lot.
Cover is relatively inexpensive. It’s anywhere from free to $ 10 a head. I don’t know about chicks, we didn’t go with any.
Lap dances were $ 10 a piece and we did enjoy them. They weren’t rushed… I’ve had shitty rushed lap dances before. Chicks were on and off before I could even finish a drink at some places. This was not the case with the lap dances I got here.
Drinks were moderate priced. It’s a strip club. Of course they’re going to change you a high price. I just didn’t think we were gouged more than any other place of this nature. There was a cute waitress walking around with their «specials» which was $ 5 patron shots.
Girls. Of course there was A LOT of girls. They’ve got a main stage and a few smaller stages. Girls on all of them. Girls walking around too. I was well pleased with the appearances of the girls. They were all good looking.
Music was hip hop of course. It was loud but not loud enough that you can’t talk to your friend seated next to you.
Overall, I liked it. I peruse a lot of strip clubs in my heyday and definitely wouldn’t mind coming back here again. My friends that I came with left satisfied, heh.

I absolutely LOVE this place! I went with two co-​workers last night (Wednesday) and it was ladies night! ONE DOLLAR WELL DRINKS TIL MIDNIGHT! I drank 4 in about 30 minutes and was drunk. The inside is beautiful. I love the setup and the lights. The staff were all very friendly and welcoming. Some of the dancers were eh, not very pretty or very good dancers. One even told a bouncer I was taking pictures (which I wasn’t) he wasn’t rude when he approached me. Some of the girls were amazing. Dances are only 10 bucks. I spent a total of only 20 bucks or so. Definitely worth it. I’ll be going back very soon.
Oh, did I mention Wednesday is also amature night? You can win 500 bucks by dancing on stage for 30 seconds. The audience picks the winner. It was a good time. I’m thinking about maybe trying it next week.

6 stages, 3 bars, VIP section, almost always poppin’.

I had the opposite experience from the other reviewers. When first walking in I was impressed with the size of this club, it’s very large and has several stages and atleast 2 bars. I went with a friend and my boyfriend and we sat near the front stage.
The music was all rap music which is annoying, I would like some diversity.
Watching the girls I was unimpressed, they didn’t know how to do any pole tricks and looked awkward dancing. One girl was a messy drunk on stage, she was entertaining to watch.
A customer walked by and knocked my friend entire margarita over. I told one of the guys who worked there and he came by and wiped the table. My friend told him that the drink spilled all over her purse and he said «accidents happen». I was really pissed by his dismissive attitude because the least he could have done is offer her a towel to wipe off her purse. If the club was really up to par they would have offered to replace her drink which was not cheap for such a small drink.
We were there for a little over a half hour and none of the girls that we asked to come dance for us came by.
After getting that bad impression from the snotty worker I decided we had to leave and as we walked out we noticed the drunk dancer vomiting at a table. Disgusting.
It’s a beautiful club and I was excited to go here after hearing it advertised on the radio but they really need to work on their customer service cause they lost me. There aws nothing to bring me back to that club, most of the girls were flat chested and didn’t know how to dance. Why would I go back?

So when your traveling for business… one thing you always do. Visit a strip club! Hit it up despite not being highly reviewed, because a friend from Phoenix did recommend.
First thing you notice is it is relatively decent sized space. Even on a decently busy night, you got enought room to not feel boxed in. Overall, the layout works and it definitely has a classy flare. Not a ghetto club or neighborhood «strip club».
Dancers– A few stunners! Overall a nice selection. However, man were they upselling. I get it, you are here to make money. But, I am not here to start every girl on a retirement plan. If you impress me sure, but hawking for tips the entire time gets old.
DJ– No complaints. Wasn’t beat to death with rap. which was a nice change.
Service– Yeah for sure they can use a little work on the service side. Actually had to wait for a bartender to quit chatting so i could get my first drink. Staff is friendly, but just need a little work on being attentive is all. But you are certainly made to feel welcome at all times.

I must admit this was my fave place to go just because of the atmosphere and the awesome happy hour… $.50 drafts ! I have noticed though in the last couple of months it has become more popular and now the laid back atmosphere I used to love has turned to waiting in long lines, having to wait on waitresses while they talk and drink prices rising. I still like this place, but will not frequent it as much because of the drop in customer service… just because you have more customers now does not allow for slacking on cust. service :) that is why I give it 3 stars…