Secrets for Adults

I had one of the WORST shopping experiences EVER when I shopped at this store. They treated me like I was a junkie who had no clue as to what the fuck was going on. The cashier was so stupid, I had to redirect her just so she could ring up my order and charge me for the clothes I wanted. When I asked the clerks for help, all they did was misdirect me, I found what I needed on my own, for a porn shop, they really suck at assisting women with large breasts find clothes that look classy on them. So, I normally don’t do my make-​up like it is in this picture, it was an XMas pic taken for my family, and typically wear lots of heavy black around my eyes and dress in metal band shirts and jeans and have lots of tattoos and when I get flustered I tend to lose my words and shut down a bit and sometimes stutter and act a bit like Ozzy Osbourne does when he gets confused. I felt totally pre-​judged, treated like a moron, and left with a re-​newed hatred of failed humanity. I bought more than $ 100 worth of items, so I tried on a bunch of clothes, I need things that fit me perfect and it’s their job to wait on me… the customer!

This store is always impeccably well kept & stocked. The new staff is incredibly helpful & they’re always very cheerful & happy to help everyone. Love this store & will continue to return!

I was treated like a criminal! In March 2015 I went in to the store excited to get som new things in a great mood following a great day I shopped for over a half an hour. Picked out quite a few things including a few toys and some clothes. There was a woman and man working that night I was so upset by the time I left I have forgotten their names he is a Clearly Gay man heavy set dark hair and short for a man and she was about 5“7 not heavy set but a bit larger than average dark hair. but anyway both sales people were following me around the entire time I was in there every time I looked at something they would follow behind me inspecting things I touched. When I was looking at the Sex toys the Guy stood there and he had the audacity to say to me quote «Hunny that toy is too big for your tight little Pu@?y how much can you fit in there»??? What the Hell??? I just ignored him and he went behind the counter. she kept following me around. I walked up to the counter asked for the dressing room and put all my stuff on the counter took the Bikini top I wanted to try on 1 item tried it on it didn’t fit. When I went back to the counter to pay for my things he rang up $ 256 worth of stuff. Then the Girl the looked at me and said «ok where is it» I said what are you talking about she replied the «Dildo you stole» I replied kindly I didn’t steal anything I have better morals than that. They grabbed my bag and took everything out on to the counter then said its not in here, that they need to pat me down. And began to pat me down I was ready to call the cops not only did I not consent to being touched I said no!!! But was very intimidated I didn’t know what to do. I just felt When it was done it would prove I was innocent. After the search I was thinking to my self ok now I’m going to get an apology and how do I reply this is bull crap. but no that did t happen the girl said «on your good you put it inside you didn’t you»? I said What! your crazy your not going near there I’m wearing Super tight Yoga pants and said really!!! Where would out it? and left. I have never been so mistreated or offended in my life!!! I’m considering filing a law suit. Stay away from this place

Paige was very nice and helped me found everything I needed to enjoy and have a Super hot Valentine’s Day!

I was expecting this shop would get rundown over time because of the location but the outside and inside is still just as clean and orderly as when it opened. This is the only shop of this kind I would go to on the west side.
The prices are lower than Castle or Fascinations. Although the Fascinations Superstore on Elliott has a much larger selection, I’m confident you can still find everything you need (or didn’t know you need) at Secrets.

This place is a very clean and well stocked Adult toy shop. They carry Gun Oil (major plus!). They have the newest toys and a wide variety for whatever suits your fancy. You may also peruse a decent selection of lingerie and cute stripper shoes! I always like to browse their jewelry selection as they have some really cute stuff and they don’t mark the prices up 20x what they paid for it like most of these shops. Definitely one of the classiest adult stores around and the staff is friendly and helpful.