The only thing on a KFC menu worth having is their still miraculously superior cole slaw. Everything else is blander than the Hallmark Channel and greasier than a metrosexual’s hair. The wait for your order will also be excruciatingly long. No, I did not want to come here, but forces beyond my control dictated my visit last week. Blame the Cosmic Trickster. Go to to Frisch’s in Caste Village for better food and service. The Colonel must be stopped!!! Why do they not call it Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore? Maybe it’s not really chicken that they’re selling! Note: This location also offers Taco Bell selections, but I’ve never tried any of that hogswallow.